A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
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2007-12-05 11:02:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I actually think that's pretty funny yes,
I've found myself in that situation before too!!
Thank you very much :)
2007-12-05 11:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
LOl-that's funny. I was about to get serious and say as you get older and alzheimers may or may not be taking over-you end up meeting a lot of people you think you've already met. Chances are-you probably have. Still like the joke.
2007-12-05 11:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by phlada64 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your telling porkies. I went to school with the O'Mally twins in the sixties in Manchester England( there can't be two sets of drunken Irish O'Mally's can there?
2007-12-05 17:24:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very cool.... you must have quite a catalog of them...
Reminds me of one that starts:
A guy goes into a bar and walks up to a guy and says "I slept with your mother last night."
And ends:
"Dad, you're drunk. go home."
I think it got a little racy in the middle.
;+)
2007-12-05 11:26:04 · answer #4 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
And as the saying goes... "it's a small world". Chuckles !!!!
2007-12-05 16:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and I think there is a reason for it too.
2007-12-05 11:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by Internet Junky 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Aye, remember them often I do (chuckle)
2007-12-06 04:00:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it, so Irish, not in a patronising way!
2007-12-05 11:06:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! that is really funny.. Hey they are heaving a great time drunk and stupid! why not ?!
2007-12-05 11:09:46 · answer #9 · answered by Missy 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely hysterical, I love it! Thanks Susie and a star for you. Hope you are feeling better today!
2007-12-06 01:55:37 · answer #10 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋