2007-12-05 09:59:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When you spend more time in the ointment aisle at the grocery store then you do in the food aisles.
2007-12-05 10:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by andyg77 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that getting old does not depend on the age
that completely depends on you ... how you are feeling
because you can be 20 years old and if you are feeling old
than you will get old
2007-12-05 18:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by Chacon :) 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the songs you listened to in the 80's and 90's are either no longer around or are considered a "Classic" or "isn't cool anymore".
2007-12-05 18:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can predict changes in the weather in my knees, metatarsal arch, and chest; caused by pre-arthritic conditions in the first, old injury in the second, and recent surgery to the third.
2007-12-05 19:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by Sturm und Drang 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When your great grandkids ask you if you would like the drool wiped off your chin.
That's only for the rest of you.
As for me, I'm planning on a quick, painless, death sometime during my 100'th birthday.
2007-12-05 18:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know your old if you know about happy little trees. I think this one lives over here by the little running brook.
2007-12-05 18:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When your rocking chair makes you feel the way a roller coaster used to.
2007-12-05 18:04:20 · answer #7 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When your half way on the stair and can't remember if your going up or down.
2007-12-05 18:03:49 · answer #8 · answered by Rookie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when you look like you did when you were first born....no hair no teeth and your manhood has shriveled up yo the size of a tic
2007-12-05 19:18:19 · answer #9 · answered by Nash Wolfe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when kids think that 27 is over the hill
2007-12-05 18:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by Carebear 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋