2007-12-05 09:54:01 · 5 answers · asked by hartmann12 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
A rabbi takes pity on the blind man and gives him a piece of his matzah.
Several minutes later, the blind man turns taps the rabbi on the shoulder and asks, ``Who wrote this sh-t?''
Cheers,
Bruce
2007-12-05 09:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by Bruce 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Convince me that you have half a brain after wasting five points to ask people if they're randomly funny. Oh, and do it in no more than two sentences.
2007-12-05 09:58:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I once wrote a program to pick a random number. It chose infinity and blacked out the neighbourhood.
Gimme a boom-tish!
A street busker once asked me to pick a card...any card. I said, "Gimme your business card." (OK, the card pick is the random bit.)
I was looking for a partner and went to a speed-dating session. I said "Hello" to one woman and she said, "By god...not fast enough" and walked away.
Oh mercy......thanks, i enjoyed your question.
2007-12-05 14:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by Michael B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oki doki buddy.... jus turn around and walk away
2007-12-05 10:04:06 · answer #4 · answered by bec 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its hard to be "randomly funny" on Q!!!
i have to do it on R!
2007-12-05 10:01:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋