here comes lil angel all fat and angry.. she made all the food.. for the lazy family to eat..
here comes lil angel, all fat and angry, because her sister is a bit ch that complains all the time..
here comes lil angel, all fat and angry, because she told her family she's only buying for the kids and not the adults.. and someone always screws that up...
here comes lil angel, all fat and angry, because her nephew never says thank you, even though she spends a lot of money on his worthless butt...
ho ho ho... merry Christmas, see you again next year....
2007-12-05 10:20:44
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answered by lil' angel 6
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The only ugly stuff that goes on at Christmas for me is deciding where the kids go... not that I mind necessarily, but my mom (grandma) sure did for a while...
There are one set of parents (sometimes two) then two sets of grandparents and as your kids get older then the inlaws... it gets difficult to negotiate, especially when shift work causes further restrictions on availability.
Then of course, there's always the drunken fighting in the snowbanks... but that's another story.
Peace
2007-12-06 15:51:57
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answered by zingis 6
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getting LOADS of presents that you DON'T want
Untangling lights for HOURS and then they won't work
Burning the dinner or worse, turkey is frozen in the centre and you get/cause food poisoning
Getting drunk and saying something you shouldn't or WORSE, no alcohol where you're spending Christmas.
But no matter what happens, however bad, I haven't had a bad Christmas yet. Many happy returns of the season x
2007-12-05 10:00:09
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answered by tarasheridan 2
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Crime rates rise, drunk driving incidents go up, and stress levels increase. You have to spend time with people you might not necessarily want to, and you might get gifts that were better left unreceived. Travel is at a high, so travel-related problems (delays, lost luggage, general frustration) happens more.
The holidays aren't necessarily the happiest time of the year.
2007-12-05 10:04:16
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answered by Elizabeth 7
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The lights lighting the tree on fire. Or fighting kids that end up in the hospital. Haha, listen to the twelve pains of Christmas, really funny and totally true!
2007-12-05 09:56:25
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answered by Starfire 3
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Having the turkey slide right off the platter onto the floor. Yes, it really happened and we had a hard time keeping the cats away from it. We picked it up, wiped it off and served it anyway. Luckily, it was all close family and no one really minded. Too busy laughing!
2007-12-05 09:57:03
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answered by mom of 2 6
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How about I present my answer(s) as song titles I'd like to see:
- "Santa gave me a crappy present"
- "Santa Twisted his Ankle"
- "Auntie Karens Hiding Vodka in Her Christmas Coke Can. Now who is going to Drive Grandma Home?"
- "Did Nobody Get Batteries for Operation?"
- "Three of My Christmas Toys Have Lead"
2007-12-05 09:59:19
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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The excruciating Xmas Eve hangover.
2007-12-05 09:55:58
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answered by Anonymous
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the food burns, people are upset they didn't get the gifts they wanted, children don't want to be at church but are forced to go by their wannabe religious parents. people never have enough money and to many relatives, the cat likes to climb the christmas tree and knocks off all the decorations.
2007-12-05 09:55:41
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answered by Jess 5
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Going into debt with credit cards...
Not getting what you hoped for.
Kids not smiling for Santa Claus pix.
People waking up grumpy on dec 25.
2007-12-05 09:55:51
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answered by JerZey 5
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