Any ideas for a funny Trojan War based comic strip?

Question

Any ideas for a funny Trojan War based comic strip?

Answer 1

I made a Trojan War comic book when I was in high school based largely upon Homer's "Iliad". I laughed when I heard that Brad Pitt was going to play Achilles in "Troy". Achilles was the biggest and strongest man on either side at Troy. Some say he was 13.5 feet tall. I figured he'd weigh 2200 to 2400 pounds, since he was muscular. To have a shrimp like Brad play such a huge hero is hilarious. Just compare the "Iliad" to the movie "Troy", and you should get many ideas for humor.

Answer 2

Trojan War Comic

Answer 3

Maybe something about an inept captain who goes to the wrong country to wage war.

The beauty of Helen launched a thousand ships; only 999 made it to Troy. This is the story of the crew of the "Too Much Wine" (get that translated into Latin for a funnier effect) who had their map upside down when they launched and ended up at the lesser known country of Yort where they waged the famous Yortan War.