How to hide an embarrassing erection?

Question

I have been going through this for a while now, and decided to have common sense enough to ask here. How would you hide an embarrassing erection? I usually were blue jeans, and rarely do I become erect because of sexual stimulation, it happens at random times of the day, and it is awful to have in the middle of class. Any tips?

I ware boxers, but I have some boxer-briefs I can use, regular briefs too, but not too comfortable.

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Answer 1

While most guys have been through it, it is helpful to know some ways to hide it, so good question. First, wear long shirts, like polo shirts or Ts that hand down well in front of your jeans. That helps. Also always have something in your hand--like a notebook or binder, something easy and logical to carry in front of you.
Wear briefs, not boxers to keep better control--not tighty whites necessarily, but some good quality ones that have a pouch front designed to recognize that guys have a bulge. Briefs or boxer briefs will help make the erection point upwards which is least painful and also least noticeable if you have a long shirt. Certainly if you wear low rise jeans and are long down there, a long shirt is essential so you don't poke out the top! Good luck.

Answer 2

I asked a few male friends awhile back just to see Most agree tight underwear will hold it up so it is not as noticeable loose pants just made a bigger tent. If sitting put something in you lap . A friend of mine told me he would pull an eyelash or nose hair and the pain would distract his penis and make it go away. My brother says thinking of dead puppies or you girlfriend telling you she is pregnant worked for him.

Answer 3

Well as ateen it could be embarrassing, But just shove it sideways as to show but not produce a "tent" like baggy pants will do. and that way the women can see your tool, they like it too and want to see it but always play like it's gross....uh-huh thats why they want it up in their slot and in their mouths. SO anyways the only bad part is when the wind blows while with your buds and you get sprung, that sux cuz now they are gonna kick your butt!

Answer 4

WOuld it help to wear tighy-whities? Kinda keep the erection close to your body so you can't see it stick out from your pants?

Answer 5

Think of something really disgusting and horrible; like an old lady stuffing bumshit up her nose or vaginal yeast infection. Trust me, those things are like the ultimate b0ner-killing anti-poons. Or just don't worry about it. Who gives a f*ck?

Answer 6

Hide it in a vagina.
Haha!!
Just don't stand up, and if anyone asks you too, tell them to wait 'cause you have a stomach ach, or something...or use a book or something, lol!
Good luck! ;)

Answer 7

Avoid tight clothes, do more sport and maybe see your gyno, or get married engage in more reading of books novels or projects that will involve your mind, find frined to chat and laugh

Answer 8

Carry something heavy with you that can be placed over your lap. << Or just tie a jacket around your waist, over the bump. When sitting, put the jacket on your lap. Be creative! xD

Answer 9

Carry a jacket around with you and pile it on your lap when you're sitting down. Don't try to hold something over it if you're walking around. It just looks awkward and people can tell.

Good luck.

Answer 10

It does seem to have a mind of its own when we are teenagers, doesn't it? I thought that was why kids wear their shirts untucked.