He is the snotty poetry critic,
Who turns up his nose at my stuff
But I checked out his answers
And read some of his old guff
He has terrible problems that vex
And cause him to sneeze every time he has sex
So when he says nasty things about my prose
I picture him blowing his load through his nose.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvjLsn_NCgCB2p3f1_OzXwnty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071201231729AAWu2dF
2007-12-05 07:22:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
Great poem, and the last half is quite accurate. I respond well to criticism, but not to harassment. Sorry to those I have offended. Great image in the last line. Wish I could actually do that.
2007-12-06 11:24:43 · answer #1 · answered by Chara Pointshot 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are ways to touch that mean so much more than anything eroticism ever could take credit for. Like an arm around the waist when walking, gently placed to guide through crowds of strangers together safe from danger. There are kisses like those from a child to a new friend, I suppose you wish innocence wold not end with wishes. That's why I give you belly-button kisses.
2016-05-28 07:59:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely and undeniably,
beautiful if you will only permit me
i think it was laughable
in a good way
if i knew him then I'd want to say
that very same thing
or at least something close
i know some people with s**t up their nose
2007-12-05 07:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by Rouxe *(Rue)* 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mole...... You surprise me. I didn't think you were annoyed by critics.
Now you have stuck a disgusting image in my head.
Because of some sophomoric nonsense.
Poem is pretty gud though.
Funny
Do you think.....never mind.
2007-12-05 11:22:30 · answer #4 · answered by SiFu frank 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this line of yours, it was a real
L-augh
O-ut
L-oud
I picture him blowing his load through his nose.
Now let's see what he has to say,
Don't go away
Well he is certainly a weird wonder.
2007-12-05 11:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - very funny. Love the last line - so descriptive!
2007-12-05 09:36:41 · answer #6 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Later for that nosey poet! Good work on your part, though :)
2007-12-05 08:36:59 · answer #7 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rainman has me blocked still. I said something constructive about one of his, then he sent me a bunch of whining emails. I blocked him. Then you made me feel sorry for him...
2007-12-05 08:16:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My work here is finished..I'm steppin out of the ring...
2007-12-05 20:36:43 · answer #9 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Sniffle Sniffle Sniffle*
*Crackle*
2007-12-05 09:40:55 · answer #10 · answered by Freeman 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋