A rabbi,a priest and a minister have their houses of worship side by side,
so they decide to carpool.
The first day, the other two are shocked to see the pastor lay hands on the
hood and pray silently.
"What are you doing?" the priest asks.
The pastor looks up. "I'm just dedicating the car to the Lord's service."
"Good idea! Be right back!" the priest exclaims, running to his church. He
emerges with a bulb on a short stick, shaking water out of it onto the car.
The rabbi stares. "What are you doing?" he says.
"I'm consecrating it with holy water," the priest replies.
"Great idea!" the rabbi says, and runs into his synagogue's toolshed.
He emerges with a hacksaw and takes off an inch of the tailpipe.
2007-12-05 07:22:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Being Scottish I don't know what a Bris is,does it mean that fact he cut an inch of
the tailpipe, which we call the exhaust. The car was circumcised does Bris mean Circumcised? Some American words I don't know so the car must be Jewish if that wee bit is missing ha ha ha.
2007-12-05 12:10:21 · update #1
Awe, how cute a bris for the car!
A another star for you!
2007-12-05 07:29:04 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. bris hahaha
2007-12-05 10:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are still the best!
2007-12-05 07:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by William Tells 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That gave me a pain down under.
2007-12-05 08:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The deepest cut of all perhaps
2007-12-05 17:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
guess that confirms that a bra wouldn't be required -- (guffaw - ouch!)
(don't comprehend what that has to do with our St Patty's
corned-beef BRIS-KET though.)
2007-12-05 09:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I am still chuckling. I'm send this to my friend.
2007-12-05 08:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm a bit slow today..... Okay..... I got it now! Chuckles Suzie!!!!
2007-12-05 07:33:33 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Would it depend on one's beliefs?
2007-12-05 07:28:18 · answer #9 · answered by zbeautifuletdown 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
like it .lol
2007-12-05 11:36:38 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋