if you where stuck on a desert island?

Question

with Paris Hilton and a gun with one bullet and a elephant with a good source of meat what would you do

Answer 1

try and drown myself

Answer 2

Write a book called "How to live on an island with Paris Hilton, a gun with one bullet, and an elephant with a good source of meat". (Assuming Ive got something to write with and on!).

Answer 3

I use the gun on myself for getting me stuck on an island with Paris Hilton.

Answer 4

Well, Paris Hilton would obviously have her cell phone so I could steal it, call someone to save me, stick Paris up the elephant's butt so no one knows she's on the island, and then get saved.

Answer 5

I would teach the elephant to find and gather food for Paris and me.

Then I would make it very clear to Paris that if she wants to exist on my half of the island she will pull her weight and share the labor.

Then I would explain to Paris where that one bullet will go if she ever gets on my nerves.

Answer 6

run Paris Hilton over with my elephant

Answer 7

I'd bludgeon hilton to death with the gun then feed her to the elephant while I use it to build myself a makeshift hut. After me and nellie had ran out of hilton meat I'd convert the gun into a makeshift fishing rod and live out my days in peace saving the bullet for anyone who dares trying to ruin my happy, peacefull existence

Answer 8

Wow - well, I'd just shoot the big elephant and me and Paris can be friends and eat the elephant meat and perhaps I can figure out what's going on with that lady.

Answer 9

As much as I hate violence I would have to shoot Paris Hilton and befriend the elephant.

Answer 10

Ask Paris what is was like meeting my hero (Michael Jackson) then shoot her and swim off the island on the Elephant.=)

Answer 11

Shoot the Elephant, on second thoughts one bullet is not enough.!!!