Whats the dumbness thing you have said to someone?

Question

i saw a cute Asian girl in my building.
very pretty but she had on a loose shirt on which look like for extra
space for her belly.
So i ask her is this your first baby
she replied am not pregnant
ouch i was speechless after words

i mean dumbest

Answer 1

When I was single I was talking to a guy and we were really hitting it off, but I felt it more as friends than anything else. The night was winding down and he asked if I wanted to come over for a nightcap. So I said:

"I'm sorry, I think you're really cool but I'm not going to sleep with you."

He looked confused, then laughed: "That's ok... I'm gay."

Answer 2

the dumbest thing was not what I said it was what I READ!
see below

Whats the dumbness thing you have said to someone?
i saw a cute Asian girl in my building.
very pretty but she had on a loose shirt on which look like for extra
space for her belly.
So i ask her is this your first baby
she replied am not pregnant
ouch i was speechless after words

Answer 3

When I was a teenager working in a restaurant there was a waitress that I had a crush on. I wanted to talk to her so badly but was very shy. So, when I thought I had a good opportunity, I picked up a pen and asked her, "Does this pen work?" She was in a hurry but as nice as she could possibly be to someone who asked a stupid question, she said, "What can I say?" As soon as the words left my mouth I knew I had made a stupid mistake.

Answer 4

I had the exact thing happen to me. I was on my first date with the man I later married ( and divorced). We went to Disneyland, we were next in line to ride the Matterhorn, and the ride attendant told me I couldn't ride because I was pregnant. You should have seen the look on my boyfriend's face. Here I was 18 years old 5'3" and I weighed 99 pounds.
Boy did the ride attendant feel stupid!!
Everyone says silly things, I wouldn't worry too much about it.

Answer 5

Never assume that a woman is pregnant just because she has a slightly loose fitting shirt on. It's the BIGGEST insult. That once happened to me a few wks after I had my daughter and it makes you feel like complete crap.

Answer 6

The most embarrassing thing I've said was to my boss..
I heard through a grapevine that she was getting promoted.
I congratulated her, but she was surprised because didnt even know about it,but was ecstatic never the less.
Later I figured out,it was someone else with the same first name!!
It was dumb of me to not double-check.
But I've learnt a lesson anyways.

Answer 7

Brief story:

Many years ago when I was in grammar school there was this older woman trying to get in the building. The doors at my school automatically locked from the outside when shut.

I saw her trying to get in from where I was sitting at my desk, so my teacher told me to go let her in. So I got up and went to the corridor and let her in.

She was really old, so I walked back to my classroom alot faster than her. My teacher asked who she was, and I told him: "I don't know. She's some old lady that smells really bad." A few minutes later she walked into the door at our classroom and said "Hi Keith!" to my teacher.

The lady was his wife.

Answer 8

Never ever ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you see an actual baby coming out of her. Dave Barry

Answer 9

I'm guilty of that one too. Never, ever again. Unless the person says she is prego, I keep my mouth shut.

Followed by running into an old friend dressed up real nice...

"Wow, you look hot! Nice suit!"

"Thanks, my dad died and I'm on the way to the funeral".

Open mouth, insert foot. Dam

Answer 10

i'm sure you ment "dumbest" but don't sweat it, no biggie. anyway, i called my ex- boyfriends new girlfriends' cell ('cuz they switch cells for some odd reason) and i got nervous so i hung up, and i was embarrised so i didn't answer when he kept calling me, but then he left a voicemail ("hello? ....hello?) so i called him but it went straight to his voicemail, so i hung up, right when i hung up, i had ANOTHER new voicemail saying the same thing, so i called AGAIN and AGAIN it went straight to his voicemail, and eventually i got to the new voicemail from A POLICE OFFICER, saying that he had gotten a complaint that I was calling w/ a unknown number and kept hanging up, and that if it didn't stop they'd press charges......i should've just ignored it and turned my phone off.....