Japanese student in USA classroom
It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history:Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up."Patrick Henry, 1775."She said. "Very good!" Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,shall not perish from the Earth?"Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863", said Suzuki.The teacher snapped at the class,"Class, you should be ashamed.Suzuki,who is new to our country, knows moreabout our history than you do.She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs""Who said that?" she demanded.Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca,1982"At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke [vomit]"The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991"Now furious, another student yells,"Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumpsout of his chair waving his hand andshouts to the teacher,"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "[California Congressman] Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." (The teacher fainted.)And as the class gathered around the teacher onthe floor, someone said,"Oh ****, we're f**ked!" and Suzuki said, "Americans,... in Iraq
2007-12-05 06:34:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Ignore them Suzie...... I enjoyed it!!!! Thanks!
2007-12-05 06:59:33 · answer #1 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Suzuki, velly good motorbike. Who said that? Darley Havidson.
2007-12-05 08:25:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Suzie !!!
I guess some people just don't understand that IT'S A JOKE !!!
You could try some Monte Python humor.
GOOD luck
2007-12-05 08:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely fantasticly funny..!!
2007-12-05 10:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by Terry M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hooray!!! Hooray!!!Hooray!!!
2007-12-05 12:37:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
v e l l y i n t e r e s t i n g ! --Henry Gibson (laughin) chuckle
2007-12-05 09:08:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I liked it too (chuckle&grin)
2007-12-05 10:40:56 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute Susie and thanks, hope you are feeling a little better today!
A star for you too!
2007-12-05 07:23:56 · answer #8 · answered by slk29406 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know that such a young country could have any significant history !
2007-12-05 06:45:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
hardy - har - har
2007-12-05 10:49:50 · answer #10 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Already heard this joke. I only looked at this one because I thought that you were actually going to ask us a trivia question on American History. (Sigh)
2007-12-05 06:45:48 · answer #11 · answered by Darin C 7 · 0⤊ 8⤋