The Best 'Out of Office' Automated Replies
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless mails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
4: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
5: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many individuals did this over and over).
6: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
7: I've run away to join a different circus.
8: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.
2007-12-05 06:27:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Oh my, that's funny!
2007-12-05 06:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Lady G 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Like no.8
2007-12-05 06:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by Freakin 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gordon Brown?
2007-12-05 06:36:40 · answer #3 · answered by brainlady 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, i like nº 8 the best hahahhhaha
2007-12-05 06:48:42 · answer #4 · answered by superstar 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am in a queue at Northern Rock I guess I might be quite a while(do I owe you money?)
2007-12-05 16:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by inthedark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol........Liked them all. I may put the one that is you are currently 352nd place on my answer phone..it sounds like you work in a doctors surgery.thank you for making me smile.
2007-12-05 06:41:15 · answer #6 · answered by greenfingers thumbs up. 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
One day when I was really in
a bizarre mood, I put:
"If this is the bill collectors,
I HAVE NO MONEY!
If this is one of my kids,"I HAVE NO MONEY!
If this is my Apt. Mgr, "I HAVE NO MONEY".
If this is Georgie honey,
"COME ON OVER."
(Can you imagine the feedback I got on that one?)
2007-12-05 12:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When I retire, I'm definitely using #7 !!
2007-12-05 09:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love #5.
2007-12-05 08:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by Teresa 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is the problem with automation. I liked them .
2007-12-05 10:43:18 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny indeed. # 4 is the one I would use.
2007-12-05 06:36:05 · answer #11 · answered by doxie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋