"hey, it's Michigan, get used to it..." that's what I keep telling them but they don't listen. They keep telling me to move to Key West.
I get sick of their complaining so I toss them some Whiskey and they pass out in the front lawn and leave me alone.
Those ungrateful gnomes.
2007-12-05 06:03:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm in Michigan too....I know how freakin' cold out it is.... Maybe you should make an exception this one time and let them come inside....Set them up around the table with some hot tea and tuck them into bed at night.... That's what I did with mine....and they have almost completely stopped trying to set fire to my porch (to keep warm) ever since...
If that don't work....throw them in a flimsy box and send them to Key West....bulk rate...
2007-12-05 07:48:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a giant sling shot and launch the loudest one of them in the general direction of Lake Michigan .... ya know ... the DEEP Part ..... and then ....wait listen ......*chirp* *chirp* .....Yeah Tell them Lady L Don't Play Dat
2007-12-05 14:17:25 · answer #2 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Throw them some Bernie Bott's every flavor beans and they will be soooooo happy they will stop grumbling!
Peace.
2007-12-05 14:12:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
can't you let them inside? i mean when they're done puking from their hangovers of course.
2007-12-05 15:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell them bre said to SUCK IT UP AND GET HAPPY!!!!!
2007-12-05 14:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by I am mizz chilly 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Off with their balls!!!
2007-12-05 14:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by Sam G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋