I've got a million monkeys and given them each their own typewriter, but they keep giving me stories about how good bananas are. I don't think that's exactly Shakespeare-caliber material.
How long do I need to wait before they've written the greatest novel in history?
2007-12-05 05:24:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
(((vishal)))
2007-12-05 05:33:38 · update #1
A million monkeys? I think you should be more concerned with getting a shovel to clean up. I've seen what monkeys do with feces at the zoo - alls I got to say is DUCK! Sister.
2007-12-05 05:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
to get shakespeare-caliber stories you have to feed them spear shakes. Just grind up some spears and add icecream
2007-12-05 06:15:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
First you need to wait for them to evolve into people, which should take about 3-4 weeks.
(((Tig)))
2007-12-05 05:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
It's better to do it yourself so you can make things your own way. I'm an author myself and know from experience.
2007-12-05 05:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by adm_twister_jcom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
give them about ten minutes and you might be able to get it on Oprah
2007-12-05 05:34:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
keep typing. And you;ll have something good.
2007-12-05 05:31:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was the best of bananas...it was the worst of bananas....
2007-12-05 05:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋