On a warm day, I was walking to my car when a guy in a black suit and orange wig ran over to me, and ___________.
2007-12-05 04:08:42 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
kicked me in the nuts
2007-12-05 04:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by Johnny Afman 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
asked me on a date. I told him I was flattered, but I'm afaid of clowns and couldnt been seen with him if he insists on wearing that outfit. He thanked me for being honest, walked away sadly and went and asked a gurl 4ft away from me out. I mean the nerve, at least I felt oddly special for a minute
2007-12-05 04:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kicked my nuts off and ran me over.
2007-12-05 04:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gave me a red herring.
2007-12-05 04:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tried to get me to get a haircut. Then I took off my hat and he saw that I am bald and turned and ran away.
2007-12-05 04:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by BirdogsID 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...at that moment I realized Ronald McDonald had other suits, and has a middle management position at Wal-Mart.
2007-12-05 04:19:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
handed me a check for $1,000,000,000 and said I was his long lost sister. He was the heir to a billionaire and he went crazy. BUT I STILL CASHED THAT CHECK!!!
2007-12-05 04:16:42 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Lyk01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
asked for directions to the red light district
2007-12-05 04:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Exploded.
2007-12-05 04:11:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Started doing a naked wiener dance.
2007-12-05 04:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋