The judge knows where I'll be for the next 5.
2007-12-05 03:23:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
True 'cause pretending to be someone else never buys one peace and freedom.
2007-12-05 08:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Basically, you paddled a canoe 500 yards out to sea, threw some old clothes out and swum back to the beach where your wife met you with warm clothes and the insurance policy you took out 3 years earlier, she then rather stealthily embezzled the insurance company out of £400k, whilst you sloped of to Panama, where your wife joined you and you lived the high life .
You changed your name, but still had random photos of both you taken, obviously the "how to embezzle a fortune" handbook didnt cover that
Then being a complete wombat, you felt a bit of guilt either that or someone had something on you, so you turned up at police station because your wife told you too..... basically you are about to get 10 years and your missus is going to get away scott free with all the money and have plastic surgery whilst you are in nick, so you cant get your hands on the cash she has ripped off you.
Your father and kids will never speak to you again..... and all because you actually listened to a woman who had a so called good idea!!!!!!
Good luck in the nick
2007-12-05 03:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by greydays 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Probably hiding away somwehere in a remote location donating funds to the Labour Party.
2007-12-05 03:31:37 · answer #3 · answered by Tango 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Bloke
2007-12-05 03:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by Daisy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Panama? With the wife and a nice little pay out?
2007-12-05 03:26:51 · answer #5 · answered by !Lady Stormy! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it looks like the best laid plans of mice and men ETC."What goes around, comes around"the memory will -soon- be re- established.and they had just bought Panama Hats, OH dear, how sad, never mind.
2007-12-05 03:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With the missing man and his wife hiding in Panama
2007-12-05 03:29:54 · answer #7 · answered by ANDREA 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Check out your uncle's garage. The equipment used on you that you will find there will get you a diminished responsibility plea.
2007-12-05 03:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by Teal R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have been at number 11 downing street and were chanceller of the exchequer.....
now you are PM mr brown.....
WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA?????
2007-12-05 03:28:55 · answer #9 · answered by The Drunken Fool 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u were a secret agent for a highly trained undercover society critical to the safety of the world as we know it.
2007-12-05 03:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by helpmehelpyou 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋