2007-12-05 02:42:34 · 26 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-12-05 02:45:37 · update #1
They would never come face to face. God only comes up to Chuck Norris' chest!!
2007-12-05 02:45:49 · answer #1 · answered by Grin Reaper 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No one can win against the Flying Spaghetti Monster, not even the mighty Chuck Norris!
2007-12-05 02:46:44 · answer #2 · answered by Sour Girl™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesnt pray to god, god prays to chuck norris, and so does the flying spagetti monster.
2007-12-05 02:44:53 · answer #3 · answered by Toledo Engineer 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
God would pay Chuck the $20 that he owes him and Chuck Norris would get spaghetti in his beard.
2007-12-05 02:47:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck owns IBM. It was an EXTREMELY hostile takeover.
Does that answer your question?
2007-12-05 02:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by doug4jets 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God and the Spaghetti Monster would resurrect Bruce Lee and Charles Bronson to kick Chuckie's *** from here until doomsday!
2007-12-05 02:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by tiny Valkyrie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster would be toast
2007-12-05 03:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be a war between the FSM and it's pirate minions and Chuck Norris and the ninjas. Pirates>Ninjas. Pirates win. Fatality!
2007-12-05 02:53:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
FSM is in for a world of hurt.
God on the other hand...well, he might just punish Chuck for being such a bad ***.
Nah, he'd high five him for kicking the living sh*t out of so many morons that deserved it...LOL!
2007-12-05 02:45:22 · answer #9 · answered by RacerX 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would prolly wake up.
2007-12-05 02:45:09 · answer #10 · answered by nevyn55025 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋