2007-12-05 02:34:24 · 35 answers · asked by tekkenomics 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell her Ive had an affair with her old man and he's given me a STD (she is such a prude....see her face drop)......then take her to a deserted park stake her out on top of an ants nest and watch as she is eaten alive.....................and enjoy every second.
2007-12-05 02:38:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like my boss <3
2007-12-05 02:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your respect for your boss is such that you would seriously ask this question, then it's time for you to look for another job. Take the proverbial "high road" - show respect to your boss, even if s/he doesn't deserve it. Do the networking, and legwork that we all must do when we're looking for a job. If you can't say anthing nice, don't say anything at all. If you can't do anything nice, don't do anything stupid. You'll need to explain to a prospective employer why you're looking, and if you 'badmouth" a current employer or boss during a job interview, chances are it's going to end up biting you in the butt.
2007-12-05 02:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Isn't "bad" a consequence? Or do you mean of no consequence to you? Try slipping in a low frequency and inaudible and irritating sound in his office.
2007-12-05 02:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by Neomaxizoomedweebie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drug him~
Drag him to the hospital~
Have a doctor insert a lap band or do a gastric bypass so he can loose weight!
He's waaaaaay overweight and I worry about him!
2007-12-05 02:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send her flowers...I have the greatest boss in the world!
2007-12-05 02:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by Stiletto ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
shave his head - he has this bald spot right in the middle and u can't help stare at it cause he's really short. he likes to run his hand through his hair like he has it still and he looks funny doing that. i'd like to shave the rest of it off so that it looks even
2007-12-05 02:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by Viaa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Push her down the stairs, maybe the fall with fix her head.
2007-12-05 02:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by ChemoAngel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have him dressed down as an imbecile in front of the entire company, have his house taken away from him and given to me, have his salary and his back salary for the last 5 years taken from him and given to me, have him hauled before the Sanhedrin in irons...the usual...
2007-12-05 02:39:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would make myself the most valuable employee so much so that he couldnt do anything without me. When he starts thinking i'll stay forever,baam!,i 'll quit suddenly.
2007-12-05 02:40:43 · answer #10 · answered by jero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋