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2007-12-05 02:32:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Probably like the Stephen Hawkins voice box sound.
2007-12-05 04:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by Yahoo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Considering that zombies are real, but heavily drugged, they probably don't have much conversational ability.
In a now famous book "The Serpent and the Rainbow" Harvard ethnobiologist Wade went to Haiti to investigate Haitian use of herbal drugs. He found that some families sold family members as slaves. These slaves were drugged with a combination of drugs that made them appear dead (paralyzed, unconscious and with a very slow heart beat). They would be buried and dug up the same day by the new owners, who would keep the victim drugged enough to be very confused but not too drugged to work. Haiti is a very dark place.
2007-12-05 02:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever heard of "dead baby jokes"?
Disgusting. I agree!
You are not alone. Many people are very sensitive to disgusting jokes about dead babies. So UN-DEAD "zombie baby jokes" are much better than dead baby jokes!
Q: What has 2 arms, 2 legs and 2 heads?
A: A zombie baby eating a human head
Q: Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken's brain.
Q: What has the head of a cat and the tail of a cat, but isn't a cat?
A: A zombie baby (eating a cat).
Q: How do you talk a zombie baby out of eating an elephant's brain?
A: You can't; they go in one ear and out the other.
Q: What's the difference between unloading a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of zombie babies?
A: The bowling balls don't try and bite off your fingers when you unload them.
What did the Zombie Mommy say to the Zombie Baby?
"You have your Father's eyes ... they are in your fists behind your back!"
All the baby zombie will answer is: "brains".
What do you want?
"Brains".
When do you want them?
"Brains".
How do you like them cooked?
"Brains".
Who do you love, zombie baby?!?
"Brains".
Q: What's white and red and wears rubber gloves?
A: A doctor being eaten alive by a zombie baby.
2007-12-07 16:48:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is he a Christian or Atheist zombie? The Atheist zombie would probably just start an argument about evolution or somethin'...the nice Christian zombie would probably invite me in for a cup of tea and some cake..We would laugh and laugh and then later we would play the x-box 360 for a while,until he had to go back to sleep...
Hi,(((BETTIE)))).....LOL...sorry,but I'm really sick and should be in bed...Anyhow that's why I'm acting so stupid...LOL
2007-12-07 16:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was married to someone who was drunk and/or stoned 24/7/365. I would prefer living with a zombie instead. At least a zombie would be interested in chasing me around the house (although I'm not sure I'd want him to catch me ...).
2007-12-05 02:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Last time I spoke with a zombie, there was a lot of "uuunggggh" and "mmmaaaaa" involved.
He had some good points, but had trouble articulating them in a well developed manner. In the end, we agreed to disagree by mutual grunt.
2007-12-05 02:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
How do you not feel today?
Oh, I'm not feeling ok I guess.
Who's for supper tonight?
Guess I'll find me some young thing that likes to just stand and scream a lot and run in the wrong places where I can catch her! Very tasty!
2007-12-05 04:32:26 · answer #7 · answered by Brad M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I imagine it would be annoying b/c instead of thinking that zombies would want to eat my brains I imagine zombies would want to go back to being buried in there graves again. I think a zombie would be very complainy.
2007-12-05 04:15:34 · answer #8 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop by my office a little before 5:00 and talk to anyone. It's pretty much like that.
(BTW, Bettie, this was my 5000th answer. Are you sufficiently honored?)
2007-12-05 04:46:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a hard question xD
Mostlz stereotyping: Habiyyahhh doziiabi zaa... Whats for dinner hunny?
2007-12-05 02:35:44 · answer #10 · answered by :) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋