2007-12-05 02:29:22 · 38 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They get kicked in the face!
2007-12-05 02:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
2007-12-05 02:32:54 · answer #2 · answered by miknikki20 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This:
http://www.alnano.org/images/chuck-norris.jpg
2007-12-05 02:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris in one cool man but we all need to be careful to not defy the will of God, not Chuck.
2007-12-05 02:32:56 · answer #4 · answered by missingora 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the quickest way to a man's heart? With Chuck Norris' fist.
2007-12-05 02:31:55 · answer #5 · answered by JP 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh...I pitty the fool (Mr. T style)...many a man has fallen to the wrath of Chuck Norris...he just does it in a way where no one knows about it, so everyone thinks he's just this great, forgiving, kind guy!!! Watch him...I'm tellin ya...don't F*ck w/ Chuck!
2007-12-05 02:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by RacerX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could ask Bruce Lee. He once defied Norris.
2007-12-05 02:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by Rob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck gives them a slow-mo round house kick, as usual. Lol
2007-12-05 02:31:38 · answer #8 · answered by ☆BB☆ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FSM is in for a international of harm. God on the different hand...properly, he could purely punish Chuck for being this way of undesirable ***. Nah, he'd intense 5 him for kicking the residing sh*t out of lots of morons that deserved it...LOL!
2016-10-19 06:20:36 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They end up in jail in Texas where Norris actually holds a badge.
2007-12-05 02:35:40 · answer #10 · answered by Nora Explora 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will have to give him 20 reps on the chuck norris total gym!!!
2007-12-05 02:34:32 · answer #11 · answered by michaelgiddens1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋