There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
2007-12-05 01:49:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it's not because he's gay. It's just because he's run out of women to fcuk.
Bring on the Norris jokes, kiddies!
2007-12-05 01:52:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
Chuck Norris counseled Mike. It became into this endorsement that pushed Huckabee into the winners circle. in accordance to Time, Newsweek, CNN, the massive apple situations, and the Washingto positioned up, Chucks endorsement of Mike eclipsed Oprahs endorsement of Obama.
2016-10-10 07:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by cozza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are a comic-book nation of illiterates.
The powers-that-be will tell their constituents how to vote, and everyone will go along with the propaganda.
Why read? Why vote? Let's all go watch a Spiderman film. I hope our attention spans will last through the movie.
P.S. Chuck Norris isn't even worthy of comic book status. He is nothing. His 15 minutes of fame are long over. How does his name matter at all anymore?
2007-12-05 03:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by KALEL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, first, Chuck Norris is a bad actor who does infomercials and secondly, the thoughts and opinions of celebrities are of no consequence to me.
I still have the power to think for myself and don't need anyone to tell me how to think, vote or feel about an issue.
2007-12-05 01:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Answer; Goes Chuck, Goddess love Him! Lost EVERY fight to Bruce! Now he is about to lose one with the Huck! In this case I believe that Chuck is in the right...but much like a script! That will not matter.
2007-12-05 01:56:50 · answer #5 · answered by trumain 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris is doing pushups, he isn't using the ground to push him up, he is pushing the earth down.
2007-12-05 02:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When Walker Texas Ranger aired in France, France decided to surrender to Chuck, just to be safe.
2007-12-05 02:16:02 · answer #7 · answered by robling_dwrdesign 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm a freethinker, so no...
Let me put it this way: If Chuck Norris leapt to his horrible, mangled death on the rocks below a high cliff, would you?
2007-12-05 02:05:30 · answer #8 · answered by Technoshaman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is just another one of those damned Hollywood liberals!
LOL!
2007-12-05 02:03:23 · answer #9 · answered by tangerine 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
2007-12-05 02:09:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋