2007-12-03 23:55:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
well he only gets 34 nanoseconds per house so he is real fast
2007-12-04 02:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the same way a 400 pound man fits in to McDonalds, Santa wants those cookies like the mane wants those fries
MO
2007-12-04 02:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by MOs fishin 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When he does that thing where he touches his nose it kinda morphs him real thin and then he turns back to normal when he gets inside the house. Morph is the word - he's kinda like the big fat jolly power ranger
2007-12-04 00:06:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He purges before every chimney.
2007-12-04 00:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by hrpuffandstuff2 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its magic...only true Santa believers get it.
2007-12-04 01:41:09 · answer #5 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Santa's got mad chimney skeelz.
2007-12-04 01:39:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he blows really hard and deflates himself and pops back into the fat man he is when he comes out on the other side
2007-12-03 23:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by bailie28 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mmh
he just went to the gym dont ya know ?
i heard he losed 54lb !
that fat ***** better have my toys !
2007-12-04 00:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
~he uses magic dust to make himself small~
2007-12-04 00:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by metalsmith420 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
magic
2007-12-04 00:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by .....oO0Oo...... 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋