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like when u cant stand then ujust accidenatally fart
i mean a huge fart..:p

2007-12-03 23:14:28 · 30 answers · asked by ~electra~ 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

funny answers ppl..
but no way i dont fart in public unless i am too.."depressed" to do it

2007-12-03 23:24:22 · update #1

its a stupid question lady...lol

2007-12-03 23:34:37 · update #2

30 answers

Not on purpose ,but it just has to come out .Better to fart and waste it than to burp and taste it .

2007-12-03 23:19:03 · answer #1 · answered by Kenny E 7 · 3 1

I love to fart in public. Old women blush and kids giggle. I fart so hard my back cracks. It funny because everyone does it but some people think their better than others and that their poop don't stink. Well let me put any question to whether or not I'm just an average, humble, noisy, guy to rest with one toot of my butt bugle.

2007-12-04 07:38:27 · answer #2 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 0 0

I didn't fart in the public in a long time... By the way did you heard before: Noisy farts is not smelly, soundless fart is smelly(a Chinese joke but which came out real!)

2007-12-04 07:19:47 · answer #3 · answered by Unclone 3 · 2 0

The trick is to find a stone to scuff under your foot to disguise the noise of the gas release.

2007-12-04 07:18:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I cant absolutely say for sure that didnt happen to me because u can only remember so much. It may be embarrassing but just forget about it. Just consume less gas-producing foods next time.

2007-12-04 07:21:50 · answer #5 · answered by smb42 1 · 3 0

Accidentally? No. Deliberately? Yes.

2007-12-04 07:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Only my family.
Once i farted in a lift and someone people got in on the next floor. the smell lingered, they glared at us and i burst out laughing and tried to blame my husband who blamed me straight back!

2007-12-04 08:34:16 · answer #7 · answered by dancing queen 6 · 2 0

Once was on a crowded train. I think the bloke standing near us pissed himself laughing.

2007-12-04 07:17:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

that happened 2 me once when i was a little kid but people should learn how 2 be able 2 hold it until they r in a bathroom cus its disgusting

2007-12-04 07:19:14 · answer #9 · answered by chocolate22 3 · 2 1

I continuously fart. Infact, i never stop. Hell, it's a cycle.

Fart --> Fart ---> Fart (maybe a little bit of poo comes out) [RESTART]

2007-12-04 07:17:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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