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I don't know if this is fair for the kids, what do you think?
2007-12-03 18:35:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He has his moments. He uses up a lot of his love during the holiday season!! The responsibilities he has can take a toll on a man! That picture had to have been taken in march, after christmas and before they start preparing for next years christmas.
2007-12-03 18:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by Knuckles™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
THANK YOU,Dan!!FINALLY,the world sees the Santa I've known about for years!For 3 years strait,I would wake up on Christmas morning,and the tree would be knocked over,the liquor cabinet lock would be broken and the tiolet seat would have droplettes on it.I would get cool presents,but they always smelled funny.
When I was 11,the curiosity got the better of me.I snuck out,and bought a Dunkin Donuts coffee.I stashed it in my room,drank it after my dear family went to bed...and waited.
Finally,he staggered in!He looked like a psychotic vagrant,and smelled like fermented horse doo-doo.When he saw me,he slurred,"heya,kid,wanna candy cane?" I ran upstairs,and hid under the covers,and the next morning,there was some foulness on the kitchen floor(on top of the inverted tree,and missing liquor).He never visited my house again.
People wonder why my favorite holiday is the forth of July...
2007-12-03 19:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its so degrading , why pipo now so silly ....who told him that santa must be a silly drunker pig ....
Santa represents joy to kids to just warm there xmas joy and just by letting the kids know that xmas is a time of share /gifts..
and yet that fool went to drink and wore a bikin and slept in streets , making santa look bad on everyother santa there was to be ....that was so degrading , i wish i meet him up i was going to kick his drunk butt out from streets and letting know that he should respect himself ...what an evil pig !
2007-12-03 19:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by Elizabeth N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its all good! Santa was at my house party the other day and he got into a fight with the Easter bunny,and he got drunk and decided to sleep in my dark ally way
2007-12-04 12:39:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if i had to give toys to everyone in the world all in one night... i'd probably live up the sweet life as long as i could... pssh... santa deserves it! Go ahead santa... get ur party on.. haha
2007-12-03 18:41:32 · answer #5 · answered by Robert B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooh! I'm going to have a word with that drunk Santa!
2007-12-03 18:39:06 · answer #6 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am NOT sitting on that Santa's lap
2007-12-04 08:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by saraJ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't buy it for a second, did you not notice how clean his socks are!!! He's still a good person dammit LMAO
2007-12-03 21:41:51 · answer #8 · answered by Rissa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes we can
this is only one of Santa' overworked & underpaid helpers
2007-12-03 18:41:28 · answer #9 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you really should have been more thoughtful when you got drunk and took that really bad picture.
2007-12-04 11:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋