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I hardly notice until everyone is staring at me. Then it gets embarrassing...

2007-12-03 17:35:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

Excuse me, have you been watching at "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends" lately ...?

Try to not get fired ... You have to marry that beautiful brunette (GF): you cannot lose your job!

Be a man worth of the name!!!
No dribbling, no "goo goo ", no cartoons!

2007-12-03 22:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by Ivory33 6 · 4 0

Because science= unbelief. You have to accept anything with a tablespoon of faith for it to be legit. As long as there's faith you can neither prove nor disprove it. It's a very lazy approach. Evidence in museums prove that human beings originated from hominids who existed throughout time from Australopithecines, to **** erectuses to archaic **** sapiens and so on (yeah so i did some research) and there are bones and hominine skulls support this. And whilst we're at it how about all the dinosaur fossils and bones that have been discovered? are they all fake? lol There have also been conclusions from fossil findings dating back to 7 million years ago that the first humans originated from africa . Unless the garden of eden was in africa, christians don't have much of a right to dismiss evolution because there is evidence for it, but the last time i checked no-one has yet discovered the garden of eden or the tree of knowledge of good and bad :-s SO NEXT TIME YOU HAVE A TALK WITH A CHRISTIAN ASK THEM WHY HASN'T THE GARDEN OF EDEN BEEN FOUND YET?? xD or does it exist somewhere in the celestial realm?? more institutionalized religious arrogance if you ask me.

2016-05-28 02:40:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I'm sure your manager will change your diapers.
Anyways it's hard to believe you say goo goo gah gah.

2015-05-01 19:34:50 · answer #3 · answered by Robert 3 · 0 0

Stop emulating Pebble's from the Flintstones

2007-12-03 17:38:44 · answer #4 · answered by Lefty 7 · 2 0

A fruit flavored baby pacifier might help.

Oh, now you're gonna sound like Maggie Simpson!

2007-12-03 17:40:53 · answer #5 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 2 0

Start off by accepting the fact that acting like a baby will NOT make your sexy boss want to breast feed you

2007-12-03 17:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by uber empress 3 · 3 0

Tell the busty chick sitting across from you to wear something less revealing.

hehe

2007-12-03 17:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by Tre 6 · 2 0

Tell your attractive co workers to put their clothes on??

Or just stop day dreaming about those hot swimsuit models in your calender.......

2007-12-03 17:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

you need a distraction
try firing rubber bands at people's heads
it will improve your concentration and focus

2007-12-03 17:39:43 · answer #9 · answered by Abel Skivver 3 · 1 0

Grow up!

2007-12-03 17:39:40 · answer #10 · answered by inlovewithyoureyes 3 · 0 0

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