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Morticians Strip for Calendar

Barton, 22, is "Mr. March" in the 2008 Men of Mortuaries calendar. The calendar's catch phrase: "These are just a few of the things that we do with our suits off."

"I'm kind of shy about it," said Barton, who is pictured in cowboy hat and jeans, but no shirt, standing next to a horse. "But my family all think it's great."

A student at the Dallas Institute of Funeral Service, Barton was at school one day when a secretary got a brochure seeking applicants for the calendar. She told him he was entering. He was surprised when he made the first cut for 25 semifinalists. Then the applicants' real work began: dieting, exercising and tanning, so they didn't look like corpses. The calendar hopefuls were up against some stiff competition for the final 14 spots.

*** yeah I'll bet the competition was stiff...hehhehee****

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,314716,00.html

2007-12-03 17:31:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Other - News & Events

7 answers

Cheesy!

2007-12-03 17:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by R J 7 · 3 0

Eternal calendars can be very very very very........bulky
so it is proposed the if you buy forward, say FROM 70 years ahead you could WILL a future discount to your estate .. . in aeternum
This will be financed by burial bonds underwritten by BONEBOX secutities , minimum investment $1m This is exceptionally good value in light of inflation.. The bonds are non negotiably and completely at the discretion of BONEBOX. who will do everything "humanly possible" to stay around.

2007-12-11 12:57:25 · answer #2 · answered by boofuswoolie 7 · 0 0

I bet Barton was mortified when he was first approached...but sales of the calender will be a dead cert. I'm sure many people will be falling over backwards to buy it......lol

2007-12-04 01:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by Curious39 6 · 4 0

apart from the Jim Carrey action picture, they could have been gazing intercourse & the city.i've got observed adults using that factor era whilst chatting with little ones. I also have a pal who makes use of that factor era whilst she is being sarcastic.

2016-10-10 05:08:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I don't always comment. But Cheesy, I don't know what I'd do without your keeping me up on the latest events! This one is very good and serves a great cause. Thanks for sharing!

2007-12-04 04:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by kayboff 7 · 3 0

haha stiff competition lol...what is next ?

2007-12-03 21:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

hee hee hee hee hee!

2007-12-03 17:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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