2007-12-03 17:18:09 · 16 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because they're Buk's , and one of the reasons he never wears them is because he uses the jet exhaust to speed grill his sausages and fry his bacon.
They are permanently saturated with grease now and a fire hazard.( You'll be known as "Hot Pants" for eternity )
Besides it's downright unsanitary to even think of wearing them
considering some of Buk's other peculiar habits.
2007-12-03 23:00:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because of the fact i offered you the anti-gravity trekking shorts to your birthday EONS in the past and you have never worn them! no longer as quickly as! besides, i'm using the jet-powered rocket pants this nighttime. BapaBBear's having a barbeque and that i decide to buzz it.... answer: Billy Crystal sealed in wax.
2016-10-19 02:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHHHshhSHHH!!!! We can't let the masses in on our main escape plan!!! We need to rely on those in case this Cheese Powered Particle Accelerator Weapons System fails!
2007-12-03 21:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cuz "Hot pants" went out of style in the 70s.
2007-12-03 17:26:16 · answer #4 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone left the fuel canister at home. Another person forgot the match. And someone else forgot their brain to remember how to use it.......Me, on the other hand, I'm devising something else to get out of here!
2007-12-03 17:21:05 · answer #5 · answered by Christina K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because some fool ran them through the wash, and now all they can do is sputter and spin in a shower of sparks.
"DRY CLEAN ONLY", people!!! Read the label!! READ - THE - LABEL!
Grrrr.....
2007-12-05 13:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wedgie....hello?
2007-12-03 17:20:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just been to the toilet and i'm out of gas. Sorry.
2007-12-03 17:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, why not? Just eat a lot of beans.
2007-12-03 17:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They're at the cleaners.
2007-12-03 17:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋