I have been seeing posts on how the SEC has the lowest academic standards of all the NCAA Div 1 schools , I looked it up and unfortunately its true , but hey who cares we can play some football !!!!
2007-12-03 17:16:26 · 14 answers · asked by Vicente C 2 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
damn Chris I almost fell off my stump , youz funny boy !
2007-12-03 17:22:04 · update #1
Yeah nothin bates bein a SEC FAN wen you donnt hav good grades...
GO SEC, I luv my SEC tame!
2007-12-03 17:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I am not sure if this is the college entrance examination for football players in NCAA schools.. (It's the old joke but I will post it here anyway)..
College Entrance Exam - Football Player Version
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Time Limit: 3 Weeks. Pick 3 questions to answer.
Foreign Language: What language is spoken in France?
History: Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions
- or -
give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY?
Religion: What religion is the Pope? (circle only one)
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic
Metric conversion: How many feet in 0.0 meters?
Physics: What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
Religion: How many of the Ten Commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
Geography: What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
American History: Spell Bush, Carter and Clinton
European History: Six kings of England have been called George, the last one brought George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
Natural Science: Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky
Advanced Physics: Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no
Philosophy: What are coat hangers used for?
Political Science: The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem of what country?
Physics: Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR-
Spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
Architecture: Where is the basement in a three-story building located?
Agricultural Science: Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin
Advanced math: If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
Communications: What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
IMPORTANT! You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify.
2007-12-04 03:55:56 · answer #2 · answered by atmadick 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't really matter to me. The classes are the same where ever you go. The only difference is whether your professor/department is accredited or not. Plus Louisiana pays me to go here so I am not too worried about it.
Though I am pissed they don't have an Aerospace engineering major.
2007-12-04 01:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by Chayna [GEAUX TIGERS!!!] 2007 NC 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you mean Dumb as a doorknob or just a little academically challenged ?
2007-12-04 01:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They're students of football, and they are attending the best universities in the nation for that!
2007-12-04 01:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by Slade H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whatever makes you feel good about yourself Richard!
Your grammer shows that you need a better education.
You must be a buckeye.
2007-12-04 10:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I hear Forrest Gump made SuckEC first team all-academic in his day
2007-12-04 04:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by Stats C (unbiased analysis) 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL...since when did Div1 colleges care about academics?
2007-12-04 01:19:38 · answer #8 · answered by johngrobmyer 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
UF and Vanderbilt are both schools with pretty good academic programs. UGA isn't so bad.
2007-12-04 01:19:27 · answer #9 · answered by myq 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
We will see how bad you play football too when Ohio State stomps your arses in the Championship game. Which by the way, you shouldn't even be in!!!!!!!!
2007-12-04 02:44:03 · answer #10 · answered by ROBERT H 1 · 1⤊ 4⤋