Christmas shopping trips. How much could I charge for a beer?
2007-12-03 15:35:56 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Since it is the wife's fault for dragging her man out in the first place, the "fee" should be making the WIFE do one of the following:
- expose her bare breasts to you for at least 3 minutes
- flash you her thong underwear
or
- have her pole dance for the other men who are waiting
That sounds pretty fair to me...!
2007-12-04 04:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could charge whatever you want-- those men will pay any price ; )
Incidentally, I am NOT a wife who drags her hubby all around the mall. I hate shopping malls, and I refuse to go to one during the Christmas season.
2007-12-03 15:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by Jelyol 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you could charge $10/beer and guys would totally be glad to pay it. I HATE going to the mall, and I'm a girl. I'd love to have something fun to do besides shopping. I hate shopping!
2007-12-03 15:39:17 · answer #3 · answered by Angie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
first of all, don't sell anything less than 22ozs and cool your product with dry ice. it's far more cost effective...
No hard lemonades or smirnoff ices or anything that in dimly lit places resembles a real mans beverage. the people who drink those are trailing behind their wives at several paces. they can't go to your tent without permission
Anybody who wants anything else will go to the TGI Fridays near the entrance. You must offer a unique experience like a personalized brown paper bag
Location location location! You could camouflage your tent by putting it next to a store women don't want to be seen entering (ie Lane Bryant, Lids, etc.) or you could set the tent up like a duck blind and station it near a victoria's secret.\
And finally, name your tent after a popular moniker for beer, ie Suds, or after some irish whore you've never met like mary mcguire or nancy o'houlihan
2007-12-03 15:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
$30.00. Most men I know would be happy to pay whatever it takes to get out of checking things off the ole Christmas list. Better make them sign a waiver though that you will not be held responsible if they drink a little too much and go INSIST on sitting in the mall Santa's lap.
2007-12-03 17:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Their lives are essentially over, they're landed fish and probably
had their backbone taken out immediately.
You could charge whatever you like, but I don't know how much
pocket money their wives allow them, so your take may be disappointing.
The beers should be free as a humanitarian gesture to bring a little ray of sunshine to their drab and miserable existence.
2007-12-04 01:07:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the wives probably have all the money. just a tip, accept credit/debit cards. lol. then u could charge at least 6-9 bucks a beer. depending on where u're setting up shop.
2007-12-03 15:38:44 · answer #7 · answered by vellavelicious 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a similar Idea. Mine consists of a purse rack at 5 bucks a pop... If I put the rack in your tent... Holycrap!
2007-12-03 18:04:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give them the beer for free and the phone # to a clinic that can re-attach the balls theirs wives have apparently chopped off
2007-12-03 16:54:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have a sign that says: "ALL YOU CAN DRINK FOR $20. -till you puke, pass out or till your wife drags you out." (lol-John M would LOVE this beer-tent!!)
2007-12-03 15:43:02 · answer #10 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋