Like the pull my finger, or the head under the covers, or the blaming on other people when in a store.
2007-12-03 15:11:08 · 46 answers · asked by kewpie003 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The only time when I think farting is hysterical is when the Black Lab that I own, farts. This dog not only cuts some very loud, very high pitched farts, but these farts are very nasty. Nasty enough that it leaves a sickening taste in my mouth when he does fart.
The funny part about this farting dog is the fact that this dog don't cut just one fart but these farts come in very rapid successions. It is like this dog is firing a machine gun with his *ss.
It is just a shame that I can't bottle these farts up. I would make a fortune on this dog and the ill wind that comes out of his *ss on a nonstop basis.
2007-12-03 15:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People laugh about farts because of the noise or smell. Those people are immature or childish and when they grow up, IT WILL NOT BE FUNNY AT ALL!
Farts come from the air you swallow.
Hydrogen Sulfide Gas and the mixture of Mercaptans makes the fart smell bad.
Find more facts at http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
2007-12-03 15:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by Aargghh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on ! Give me a break. Women can look at each other and begin to giggle for no reason. So don't tell me only men laugh at stupid stuff.
2007-12-03 15:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because when men are concerned, farting is the thing that you can't help do. Might as well make fun of it so you're not made fun of. One can't live all his life feeling embarrassed every time he farts, which is often!!
2007-12-03 15:15:10 · answer #4 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just a wild guess but many men (not all) seem think with the lower portion of their bodies, if you know what I mean, jelly bean.
2007-12-03 15:16:08 · answer #5 · answered by OP 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it is.
What is more disgusting, more laughable, more unintentional, more disruptive, more secret, more universally unacceptable, more unpredictable, more benign than a fart?
Come on people! There's a lot of humor there!
2007-12-03 15:15:11 · answer #6 · answered by Dan H 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Physical comedy I guess.
There are differences in the way both sexes percieve comedy.
Blamed on inmaturity generally; but really there are real brain differences.
2007-12-03 15:16:40 · answer #7 · answered by alpla 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to piss off old women with no sense of humor who are about to die of a far less comical aspect of being a human fawkin being.. get the stick out of your blank and start pullin some fingers goddamnit
if israeli and palestinian leaders were arguing at a peace summit, and someone ripped a loud machine gun fart, there would be peace in the middle east.
it makes us realize that we're all human, and everyone does it..
and lets be honest here people, we all love the smell of our own farts, and laugh because of irony of the fact that other people are suffering
2007-12-03 15:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
sorry my dear.........but THAT beats the hell out of me!!!
maybe because some of them have not grown out of the cavemen status yet? and still think in primitive ways........or because their mother has not taught them any manners?
maybe they see some carnal men like tim "the toolman" taylor as their idol.
or maybe just because they want attention...no matter what.
what woman will ever understand a man? :-)
2007-12-04 02:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by RoteHexe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you have it all wrong, its just that we are hysterical because we are so happy, because if the person didnt fart they would spontaniously combust.
2007-12-03 15:15:01 · answer #10 · answered by TERRY J 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋