2007-12-03 14:33:36 · 12 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
once upon a time there was a princess bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...and they lived happily ever after. the end.
now good night and sweet dreams!
2007-12-03 14:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i can but the question is will I and the answer is no i will not...sorry...next time post who will tell me a good bedtime story....ok so i will tell you one...
One day there wuz a bored young girl getting on yahoo answers to pass the time after writing her older brother an email...she checked a few questions in polls and surveys and came across an interesting question that she could be sarcastic about...so well i'm pretty sure you could figure the rest but i'll keep going.....so she read the question which said Who can tell me a good bedtime story? she then thought well almost anyone could..considering the fact that the people reading the question are on the internet and theres a thing called google...so anyways she decided to be sarcastic and tell a very pitiful story...but at least she lived happily ever after right....THE END....
well there u go hope u liked it...
2007-12-03 22:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by shannon c 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Once upon a time I came across a person who wanted me to tell them a bedtime story and you know what happened? He fell asleep the end.
lol
2007-12-03 22:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by ¸¸.•*´`*♥ Selah 21 ¸¸.•*´`*♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One dark, stormy, snowy night, there was a fat man who enjoyed breaking into people's houses. It wasn't considered breaking-and-entering, sadly, because he only went into the houses where he was welcome. The only reason he was welcome was because the parents, having lied to their kids their whole lives, had to make their kids happy, but they could not do it alone. They think that this fat man would go into their home and leave a wonderful surprise for the morning, but little did they know he was actually leaving, not a Christmas wish, but a death wish behind in all of their houses. Inside all of the boxes there was a bomb that was set to trigger as soon as the sun rose. So, after a long & horrible terror-filled night, the deed had been done. The fat man went home and was ready to watch the show begin. The sun first rose in the Eastern Hemisphere; Japan. Suddenly, without any warning, the fires began. One explosion erupted immediately after the next like a giant chain-reaction spreading like a virus from one house to the next. Once the world was nothing but ashes enveloped in flame, the fat man sat, watched, and laughed as he listened to the screaming of innocent children and their families burning to death in their ignorance. The End.
Sweet Dreams!
2007-12-03 23:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by SoMissUnderstood2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Once there was a fair maid.She spied a man tied to a tree in a forest,and she set him free. Whereupon he revealed himself to be an evil sorcerer. He cast a spell on her,saying every time she cried, her tears would turn to jewels. He warned her to tell no one, and said he'd be back to claim her. Then the maid began to weep diamonds,rubies, and opals at her feet.
Then the word got out, and people came from miles around just to make the maiden cry. And o, what terrible things were done..it makes the heart to shudder...
Then there came a peasant boy, a pure young soul was
he...he said, "I will rescue thee.." And he took her to the Sunforest,where both of them could be at ease. He said to her
"All men do make their chains, and every link a jewel,
And when they leave this world in death, I do believe they leave as fools..And though I am but a peasant boy, and do not know of kings, I know only this song of joy...and for you, my jewel, I'll sing...." and he sang her a beautiful song.
Then the evil sorcerer appeared, saying "I have come to take you!" and he began gathering up all the jewels she had made from her recent tears, but when he looked in her eyes, he knew the secret had been shared, and he went into a rage..then fiery flames sprang up all around him, and pulled him down into the cracks in the earth that had opened up.
As the smoke cleared, the only sound that could be heard was the "drip-drop" of the jewels turning back into tears..
And in her freedom, the maid did laugh her happiest laughter ever...and her tears of laughter turned into jewels...and THEY did last forever!....did you like your story?Are you finished with your milk and cookies?....now go to sleep!..G'nite!
2007-12-03 22:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"One day, Rikki, the magic pixie, went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage in the foot of the grand Oak tree by the wobbly dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingle Dell.
He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he grabbed her heaving shoulders, pulling her down onto the bed and hurriedly ripping off her thin............"
Waitaminute! Who wrote this book? "Bedtime Stories by Hugh Hefner"?!!?
2007-12-03 22:52:33 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should buy the book, "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs." It's the most amazing story ever, I love it.
2007-12-03 22:50:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good to go to bed. Sleeping helps your body repair and restore all of its systems so when you wake up you can have another good day. So go to bed and go to sleep.
2007-12-03 22:37:59 · answer #8 · answered by No Shortage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time there was a hamster that got shot up in the projects. then they raped his girlfriend and took his cash. night, go to bed.
2007-12-03 22:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by E.Havok 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nighty night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite!
2007-12-03 22:38:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋