Crumb bun
pocket
handy dandy
instantly
whoops!
Now what?
2007-12-03 12:10:29 · 19 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
A crumb bun loks kind of like this picure of pound cake, only it's round!
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2007-12-03 16:15:23 · update #1
Silva, Sarge, Matt, Sunshine and Miss Kitty
"Silva's Christmas Party"
Kitty:"Okay....WHO stole the (1) crumb bun off my damn plate?!"
She looked over at Sunshine.....Her cheeks were puffed out.
Kitty:" WHY do you insist on doing such sophmoric things? Do you EVER plan to mature ?!"
Sunshine smiled sheepishly, took her harmonica out of her (2) pocket and blew into it.....spewing crumbs all over the place ! The majority of them lodged in Kitty's bouffant!!
Matt:"Now Kitty....Stay calm....I have a (3) handy dandy little vaccuum, here. I'll get it out in no time."
Silva:" Why on earth does Matt carry a miniature vaccuum with him?"
Sarge:" "Oh, you know....Sunshine...."
Silva:"Say no more!" ( Much laughter)
Matt was correct. The crumbs were (4) instantly gone.
Silva proudly carried her piece de reistance ..... a three layer, wheatgrass, Merlot banana fruitcake, into the room.
Sounds of "Oooooooooohhh" were soon followed by (5) "whoops!"
Silva tripped on Sunshine's out-stretched leg and the cake went up in the air.
As if in slowmotion, everyone watched as it fell to earth.......
More preciously......As it fell on Miss Kitty!
Kitty sat still.....Merlot dripping off the end of her nose and
banana slices sliding down her neck, into her blouse. No one spoke. (Sunshine, naturally was giggling!)
Miss Kitty looked up to the heavens.....(6) " Now what?"
As if in response, the chair she was sitting in, snapped back into a recline position.( Silva had accidentally pulled the lever when she was getting off the floor.)
Kitty was thrown backwards with her legs pointed straight to the ceiling.
Sunshine laughed hysterically as she captured all of this on video.
2007-12-03 12:11:37 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
You should never carry a CRUMB BUN in your pants POCKET, unless you have one of those HANDY DANDY minature vacuum cleaners that can INSTANTLY clean up the mess.
Men should be extremely careful when using those vacuum cleaners. Some men have been known to get a little careless with them and ...WHOOPS...well you can just imagine the rest. NOW WHAT you are supposed to do is remove the pants before vacuuming the pocket. Please remember that the next time you take a crumb bun to work.
2007-12-03 23:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I took the crumb bun out of my coat pocket. That big pocket was just handy dandy, to instantly produce some food if I'm hungry on the road. Whoops! I dropped it on the floor. Now what?
2007-12-04 13:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by Digital Age 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pocket crumb bun. Whoops! Now what? instantly Handy Dandy
2007-12-03 12:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by vindication 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Feelin' kind a hungry, I reached for that crumb bun I had in my pocket, handy dandy for when the belly has the gnawin'. Instantly my hunger was sated, when whoops! I bumped into Dolly Doolittle, and dropped the remaining morsel between her bosoms. Now what?
2007-12-03 12:16:14 · answer #5 · answered by cafegroundzero 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I realised when I got up that I'd been sitting on a crumb bun that was now all over my bottomless leather chaps. Fortunately, the custom-made pocket always contained my handy-dandy dust-buster which I instantly whipped out to clear the mess....unfortunately, the switch was on "high suction" and before I noticed, Whoops!....I had completely sucked up and removed every single pubic hair on my crotch...Now What?!?!
2007-12-03 12:17:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another crumb bun in my pocket? Where do these things come from? It's not like I have a handy dandy little device for instantly transporting them from the table to my pocket. Whoops! There's another one! And another! Now what?
2007-12-03 12:19:40 · answer #7 · answered by Bethany 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
As Ally shoved the crumb bun in her mouth and rushed off to meet the school bus, she noticed she forgot to put her money into her pocket for lunch today. She forgot about it and went to school, but luckily her handy dandy friend Tiffany instantly lended her money, as Ally had lended Tiffany money just two weeks before. After her morning classes, Ally met Tiffany in the cafetieria. Ally tripped over an untied shoelace, and Tiffany yelled "whoops!" as she grabbed Ally by the arm and helped her up. "Now what?" commented Ally, as their day couldn't possibly get any crazier.
2007-12-03 12:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by Emmy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I had a handy dandy little crumb bun in my pocket. You really have to be careful with them because they are razor sharp.If you slip, its whoops! Now What? Am I still a man?
2007-12-03 12:14:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hi there! This is Ron Popeil with my latest "as seen on TV" invention--the "Whacka-matic." This little baby slices anything---a crumb bun, a bunch of carrots, even a whole rutabaga---and it fits in your own pants pocket!
Yessir, folks, unbelievable but true! This handy dandy little device will instantly slice, dice and even mince and chop anything it comes in contact with.....whoops! Now what?
I forgot to take it out of my pants. I think I've just been circumcised.
2007-12-03 15:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by TexMel 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i have a crumb bun in my pocket :D. It really comes in handy dandy when i'm hungry. It instantly dissolves in my mouth. "Whoops! i just dropped it! oh no!" Now what?
lol i have no idea what a crumb bun is, i'm thinking bread >.<
2007-12-03 12:14:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋