One day I had to be the bearer
> of bad news when I told
> a wife that her
> husband had died of a massive
> myocardial infarct. Not
> more than five minutes
> later, I heard her reporting
> to the rest of the family
> that he had died of a
> "massive internal fart."
>
>
>
> --Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba , Canada
>
2007-12-03 11:04:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
IATYQ: nah... cute tho!
ROFLMAO
2007-12-03 12:15:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He could have died from a massive internal fart. Maybe he had baked beans, cabbage and pea soup for dinner.
2007-12-03 11:17:38 · answer #2 · answered by judy b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no now if this had been a wife who died i woul have believed it since women do not fart or belch they have to have a lot of massive internal problems!!!
2007-12-03 11:53:35 · answer #3 · answered by mister ed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do I had a Friend tell me he could not eat, or hardly swallow after he had his testicles removed and his throat was very sore
2007-12-03 12:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by gggggg 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't make fun of people with chronic fart disease(hehe).
2007-12-03 11:08:27 · answer #5 · answered by brainlady 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I bet that put the wind up her
2007-12-03 14:02:25 · answer #6 · answered by inthedark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In laymens terms she was probably pretty accurate. (chuckle)
2007-12-04 03:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I roared with laughter. Still am.
2007-12-03 13:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don`t believe this one.
2007-12-03 11:07:27 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋