2007-12-03 09:26:12 · 34 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol, like the joke, this is somethin u wouldnt want to happen:::
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
2007-12-03 11:03:02 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Kaely! ♥ 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes he was going to pull you over most likely. The guy that shoot the high beams, was letting you know that there was a cop. I've had this happen also, there's a few towns around here that have speed traps, we all know the areas, so we just slow down for those. Driving 49 yrs
2016-05-28 01:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by julianne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I said everything that shouldn't be said already:-))))))
I was in Istanbul, driving a little bit fast. the police stopped me and asked driving license and stuff. I gave him and then he said you know you were driving fast i said oh, no i am sorry. What is the limit here? He said 90. And i was driving with?
He said 100.
I actually said him: So you stopped me only for 10 km more? You are mean.
The policeman was very kind and nice. We started laughing. He told me i don't write any bills for this time but next time you should be careful.
Normally i get along well with them. Although i say weird stuff i think they know i am just being funny so they smile,too.
2007-12-03 16:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by istanbul bogazi in the Queendom 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
'Here hold this blunt for me, I don't want to spill my 151 while I reach for my expired insurance card. Oh by the way, don't pay any attention to the thumping and yelliing coming from the trunk. It's presents for the old folks home.'
2007-12-03 09:31:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Hi pig
2007-12-03 09:29:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm a gangsta rapper and I gots guns and drugs in the trunk. I gots connections. What da fu*k you want you stoppin' me? Mutha fu*ker!!!
2007-12-04 00:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi Mojo, Was i speeding???
A Friend,
poppy1
2007-12-04 22:16:18 · answer #7 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
can you hold my bag of weed and also this beer while I take your test?
oh and can you make sure the guy in the trunk is still alive?
2007-12-03 09:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When he says "you're eyes look bloodshot, have ubeen drinking?' Don't say, "oh yea, your eyes look glazed, have u been eating donuts?"
2007-12-03 09:32:26 · answer #9 · answered by Ssshhhh Im becoming aroused™ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
give me another ticket, and I'll take it and shuff it up your BEEEPP! LOL!
or
The donut shop closes in 10 min, wanna ride?
2007-12-03 10:39:11 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ElizabethAnne♥ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋