Guys: have you ever had a urinal accident?

Question

So I really had to go after a long meeting and I somehow got it snagged on my pants just at the critical moment.

Bottom line: I'm sitting in the office smelling like urine and everybody staring at the huge dark wet streaks on my light-colored pants as I walk down the halls. And now I have to go home on the bus like this.

At least now I have a good entry in those "most embarassing moments" questions.

Is it Monday yet?

Oh yes - it's -20 degrees outside so my pants will also freeze solid as I wait for the bus. This should be comfortable.

Answer 1

Sorry for your misfortune; it could happen to anyone.

Though it hasn't happened to me YET (Knock on something), a fellow teacher friend with whom I worked one summer had it happen to him, and the following is what he did. Perhaps you will remember the solution if you ever need to use it yourself:

He saw the rather large wet spot, so proceeded to go to the sink, and got some big handfuls of water WHICH HE LIBERALLY SPLASHED ALL OVER THE FRONT OF HIS BODY to make it appear that he had simply been doused with a pitcher of the stuff, toweled off the excess, then walked out as he purposely drew attention to himself by acting like he was upset that there had been something wrong with the tap in the bathroom. Noting that HE HAD ALREADY REMEDIED THE PROBLEM, he very nonchalantly went back to his desk and sat down like nothing happened, and carried on with his duties.

People saw him, laughed politely at him because the malfunctioning "faucet" made him look like he had not only peed his pants but watered the rest of his front, THEN LEFT HIM ALONE for the rest of the day. Bottom line: He had basically washed away the smell of urine with the water, and had drawn attention to himself on purpose so the people in the office could have their laugh, then leave him alone.

No one but myself and one other person has ever known the truth behind that event. What can I say? He married HER! ;-)

Answer 2

I extend my deepest sympathies my friend! I wouldn't wish that upon anybody. But, until you are ready to explain the situation in greater detail, I suggest getting a bottle of Yukon Jack and dumping in on your shoes. Then you'll smell like booze and people will just think you're a sloppy drunk. For whatever reason, that's less embarrassing in today's society than the occasional urinal disaster.

Answer 3

It happens just say that you had a drink fall off of your table into your lap. Get something for the smell like Lysol from house cleaning. Don't pay any attention to people and just go on home

Answer 4

Yea, it's hard not to after I had already squeezed into the same urinal.

Answer 5

Peed over my GFs laptop (the computer, not her lap, lol), once whilst in a drunken slumber.
When I confessed she thought the story so outrageous that I must have been covering up for something, lmao! What could have been worse than that?
Anyway, opened it up, cleaned it out and left it drying for a week. And it actually works still. ;-)

Answer 6

Oh Boy, what a mess you can get into. I see
that you had no trouble getting a seat on the
bus.

Answer 7

I was drunk standing at the urinal, and ate what i thought was a big white mint in the bottom of it.

Answer 8

I'm not a guy, but I read your question anyway.


There isn't a "Most Embarrassing Moment" category here. Maybe you could chair it.

Answer 9

OMG, I'm sorry!!! That is a downright bad day, as Daniel Powter would say. :-)

I can say that I have been fortunate enough that this has not happened to me.......yet. (knock on wood)

Answer 10

I accidentally ate the big white mint in the bottom of the urinal