And there was a monkey in your house and it got in the fridge and ransacked it and drank your last favorite beverage and ruined the cheesecake you made by tearing it up and there was gouges taken out of it? The monkey is still in your home and it's watching TV also. What would you do?
My contacts are familiar with this monkey.
2007-12-03 08:08:20 · 18 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lady Biscuits, this is the second time you've beat that monkey badly only to come back and apologize. I think you need to have your temper in check.
2007-12-03 08:21:37 · update #1
hmmm... what is he watching on TV?
2007-12-03 08:24:49 · answer #1 · answered by FlowerChild 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would grab the monkey by the tail and start beating it's a*ss really good. I would swing it around by the tail and bash it into the couch. I would then take the monkey to the cake it ruined, and grab it's face and mush it into the cake. I would also take the monkey to the empty container of my fav beverage and hold it's face to it and say "you drank the rest of my pepsi you bastard!"
Then I would calm down and have a seat next to the monkey, and tell it sorry for the beating. I would explain that I overreacted, and I have been under a lot of stress lately and I took it out on him.
2007-12-03 16:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Bee Biscuits 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry .... you see it went like this..... you know I suffer from many things .... low blood sugar being # 5 of 17 things.... anyway I was feeling shaky so I went in the fridge and started swilling down your drink..... With a HUGE cough & hurl I realized too late that is was your Orlando Orange Cystal lite ..... YEAH.... No sugar in it...... I strated Jonesing right away..... then I thought the complexity of dairy would slow down the reaction and went digging around in the cheesecake looking for a nice Gouda or wedge of Camembert .... but NO was that too much to ask for.......
As a sign of how sorry I am ... you'll find out about it anyway soon but I went down the hall and stuck my banana under all of the doors to see if I could get some sugar on it ..... so if your neighbors look at you weirdly...... anyway .... Old lady Merantz .... downstairs had pity on me and gave me her left over stash of Halloween candy corn .... I ate like 4 bushels worth and was probably in a sugar high when you came home... I think I was looking at Dora the Explorer... Please for the safety of your apartment ... don't leave me alone again.
2007-12-03 17:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like last time. The monkey better have a gun, because I have 3, 75 lb dogs and they know how to get the job done.
2007-12-03 17:25:15 · answer #4 · answered by redd headd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would kick that monkey's a** for drinking my Coke Zero. That's my pop! How dare he! And eating my cheesecake?! AARRRGH! No watching TV, too! Get out monkey!
2007-12-03 16:46:05 · answer #5 · answered by ilovesam2907 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Call Animal Control or bye-bye monkey!
2007-12-03 16:13:08 · answer #6 · answered by DB 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The monkey and it's owner wouldn't like me very much!
2007-12-03 16:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dunno.... How big is this monkey? Well, for starter's I'd make him go get me another drink..
THen I'd probably make him eat the rest of the cheesecake and try to make him sick to his stomach . And if he's watching TV and sitting in MY chair.... I'd kick his butt out the dang door. I gotta draw the line somewhere!
2007-12-03 19:21:35 · answer #8 · answered by Brenda 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess that I'd have to spank that BAD monkey!
2007-12-03 16:13:00 · answer #9 · answered by SpaceMonkey67 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sit down next to it. tie em up and throw em out the window.
2007-12-03 16:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by chevdud97 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would give him a time out in the "think about it chair!"
2007-12-03 17:21:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋