2007-12-03 07:48:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ummmmm....well its embarrassing but here goes.
so you know how squirrels seem all cute and nice right? well i have like 5 or 6 of them that hang around my yard so i throw some peanuts out for them most days. well imagine my surprise when I went to leave my house (and i had not left any food out for them in a day or so) and there was a whole battalion of squirrels holding me hostage in my own home. so i could not be at the place in question as i was being staked out by a mob of justice seeking little animals. i am still there...*whispers* call... the.... authorities... I.. can't... make.... any.... sudden.. moves... or get here quick and bring your Mr. Peanut costume...
2007-12-03 08:02:27 · answer #1 · answered by jeenious 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I was, um, at the, um, place with the people.
ALRIGHT, you caught me! I did it. I wanted the cheese, so I stole it from the refrigerator.
But I did have an accomplice. I won't tell you who it was, but if a certain ßøñëhëåð doesn't shut up, she might just get herself caught.
2007-12-03 07:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by BobRoberts01 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you didnt include the date, so i'll say i was anywhere else except the location in question, on the date in question, which, thusfar, remains an enigma.
2007-12-03 10:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Que no habla ingles... "Liar"... hey!... "I was getting some mmmmmm piiiiiie. Therfore hedoneit" nu-uh!
2007-12-03 07:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by VampireGal04 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well....After saving the burning baby from the house on fire....I...I..I..I....went to the school library, no it was the church....and I was...singing..yeah..yeah that's the ticket..I was singing and waiting for my wife....Morgan...Freeman.er no...ahmm Fair..Fairchild.......Yeah...My wife Morgan Fairchild..
2007-12-03 10:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was answering cheese questions.
2007-12-03 07:51:45 · answer #6 · answered by dinny's engaged!! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was asking cheese questions.
HAHAHA!! Keep your mouth shut before I stuff it with cheese!!
2007-12-03 07:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, Yes....I was cuffed to the bed.....I even have footage on tape if they don't believe me......lol
2007-12-03 07:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by karens lovinlife 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at the races. My bookie can prove it.
2007-12-03 10:41:36 · answer #9 · answered by subprimelendor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Green always was my favorite color...take me to you leader...lol
2007-12-03 07:57:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋