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A) Trying to get to the deepest forest
B) Headed to see his Great-Grandfather in Rockefeller Center
C) Looking for a tree Surgeon

I would have asked it but my 'Tree Talking' skills are shaky .... What do you think?

2007-12-03 07:26:43 · 6 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

6 answers

Silly, naive Ron... That tree was soliciting for sex.... I saw it, but I passed it up, tempting tho it was..... As a matter of fact, that may have not even been a female tree at all.... That was.... A MAN!!! Always check the pine cones, bruh!

2007-12-04 01:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by Closed for business 5 · 0 0

I bet he was escaping from the tree lot because some little red headed kid kept going over there and peeing on him every time his mother was not looking. He told the tree, "Wait till we get home because we have six dogs and I am just giving them a little scent to follow up on."

2007-12-04 00:40:40 · answer #2 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1 0

Poor tree. It was probably going to a deep forest where it would be safe from being chopped down and used for just a month only to die a slow painful death.

2007-12-03 16:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 1 0

It was Al Gore in disguise, he's still trying to sneak up on ManBearPig. He's super-cereal about this!

2007-12-03 15:31:17 · answer #4 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 1 0

Did it have shapely limbs? Maybe it was just looking for a handsome woodsman.

2007-12-03 15:41:46 · answer #5 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 1 0

(A) definitely

2007-12-03 15:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by kittie 3 · 0 0

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