A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, "How many folk here believe in ghosts?"
About 80 students raise their hands. "That's a good start," says the professor, "For those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good," continues the professor, "I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response," remarks the impressed professor, "has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"Brilliant. But let me ask you one question further...
Have any of you ever been intimate with a ghost?"
One of his students from a Redneck state raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed that.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor asks, "Well, tell us what it's like to have made love to a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Dang it!... I thought you said goats."
2007-12-03 07:02:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Fisherman, I loved that one. I'm picturing the movie "Goats" with Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze.
2007-12-03 07:50:50 · answer #1 · answered by Gladys 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
After residing in a haunted domicile turning out to be up as a new child, I could say that categorical, I do have faith in ghosts and have witnessed multiple paranormal interest in between the creepiest haunted properties ever. chuffed i don't stay there anymore and could bypass via any of that now, yet me and my entire family contributors knows of first hand that ghosts are real.
2016-10-02 06:08:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for keeping us Seniors entertained, Fisherman. Maybe someone will steal your joke and put it into the Jokes category hisself.... :+)
I guess the idea of the joke... SOMEONE didn't get it... that if anyone was going to have sex with a goat, it would've been a Redneck. :+|
People hear what they want to hear.... especially in the back row. Do all Rednecks sit in the back row? HMmmmmmmm That would be more profiling.
Too bad people can't just enjoy the joke without Wanking.... And if you don't know wanking is.... try wikipedia.com
2007-12-03 08:32:08 · answer #3 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why does it have to be a redneck???
why cant it just be a person?
and you wonder why we live in a world where people are judged on where they are from and what they look like.
2007-12-03 07:12:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Fisherman. I'm sending that to some of my friends!
2007-12-03 17:23:03 · answer #5 · answered by penny d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang it... you really do need to go fishing!!!
Yes I believe in goats... I mean ghosts!
Needing extra time today to read all
these novel questions!
2007-12-03 07:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
not a redneck, but this dirt land farmer can tell you, it takes a good sturdy pair of barn boots. (chuckle)
2007-12-03 09:07:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm with Scooter....it has been extra entertaining reading all these wonderful questions and answers today.
Oh....and the joke was good too. I didn't see that punch line coming!!
2007-12-03 07:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Awesome joke.
2007-12-03 07:11:18 · answer #9 · answered by skrzych 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dont you post this in the joke category not here this is a much more serious part. happy holiday
2007-12-03 08:18:49 · answer #10 · answered by mycorollababy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋