I talked to a very nice bunch of Scotsmen who laughed at all my jokes and dropped heavy hints about supplying me with 72 virgins. and an autographed pair of Ursula Plassnik's knickers.
Sadly, I have received neither my virgins nor my knickers.
I have received E-mails and Texts saying:
"Keep Shtum! English B*stard!"
Does this sound like a genuine communication from Gordon Brown?
In all our contacts he was referred to as Mr Bean and I was referred to as Lord Vincent (my promissed title)
Anyway,as I am virgin-less and knicker-less, I want my £1,000,000 BACK !
If you must know.Type in Ursula Plassnik!!
2007-12-03 06:39:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Just received an e-mail:
"Keep your mouth shut or Ursula will come round in her SS uniform and severely chastise you!!"
That's a threat????!!!
That's supposed to be a threat??
Oh! Ursula,I'll kneel behind the door.Waiting!
BTW She's 6' 3"
2007-12-03 06:59:19 · update #1
I don't have a receipt because I am accustomed to dealing with Gentlemen!
I handed it over in a couple of Co-op plastic bags.
No comments on the Divine Ursula yet??
2007-12-03 13:27:00 · update #2
lol. yeah, like you really have (sorry, had) £1,000,000!!
2007-12-03 06:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just bumped into Ursula in the Co-op. Says she is sorry but will try to drop her knickers off for you later tonight. She has to work late but asked if you could do her a bite of supper - says that tripe and onions or a black pudding and mustard will be fine. Oh - and a bottle of Guinness to wash it down.
As far as the money goes I would just write it off as a tax loss. What can you buy for a £million these days anyway (apart from a dodgy politician)
2007-12-06 10:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by Budge 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well now Vincent you should hang you head in shame!! You deserve all you get - giving to the Labour party!!! You know that whatever they promise they will do the complete opposite!! So if you are lucky you might just get an old scrubber, two pairs of long johns, and the angel of mercy!!
2007-12-03 15:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by Grannygrump 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes - have you got a receipt - great reply. Now, take your receipt and go visit the Daily Mail. And take the BNP with you...
2007-12-03 16:56:04 · answer #4 · answered by sicoll007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grab hold of the 'go-between' at least you may get 10% back.
Although he won't know anything at first.
I'm starting my own Political Party, ''The Rotten Lying Shysters Party''.
Can you fund me (oops sorry us please)?.
One Million should do.
2007-12-03 14:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by rogerglyn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i did exactly the same thing and was promised i could be king of Canada and all i got was 2 CDs in the post with a load of weird numbers and stuff on.
2007-12-03 15:30:05 · answer #6 · answered by <><><> 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah - your bank should have a record of the transaction - it can easily be traced - unless you were foolish enough to part with cash, in which case the old proverb applies to you..............
2007-12-03 14:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by john n 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say stop drinking and get a woman that will have you. Perhaps you should do the second one first and the first one second.
2007-12-03 14:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BULLSHIT! anyway if you had 1,000,000 pounds it should have gone to the BNP! OUT YE FILTHY IMMIGRANTS! lol just kidding this country would fall apart without them.
2007-12-03 14:48:07 · answer #9 · answered by Ethan B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
More money than sense donating to that load of w*****s. Better have given it to the BNP.
2007-12-03 16:21:54 · answer #10 · answered by galyamike 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you ask for a receipt?
you've not got a leg to stand on without that, although you could try reporting it to watchdog.
2007-12-03 14:50:08 · answer #11 · answered by reallysuri 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋