I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the divided States of America
and to the Republic for which it once stood,
one Global Nation not under God, but under Zionist rulers,
divisible,
with less liberty and justice and no habeus corpus, for all
2007-12-03 06:16:53 · 10 answers · asked by scottanthonydavis 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Hahahaha... Funny stuff. Sad thing is that much of it is true...
2007-12-03 06:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by Technoshaman 3 · 8⤊ 1⤋
And there ya go. See what I mean about the tin foil hat accusations?
2007-12-03 14:50:47 · answer #2 · answered by gone 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hey, have you ever seen Matt Groening's Pledge of Allegiance?
It's CLASSIC:
Matt Groening's new Pledge of Allegiance
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Comment: The new Pledge of Allegiance
I pledge allegiance to and wrap myself in the flag of the United States
Against Anything Un-American and to the Republicans for which it stands,
two nations, under Jesus, rich against poor, with curtailed liberty and
justice for all except blacks, homosexuals, women who want abortions,
Communists, welfare queens, treehuggers, feminazis, illegal immigrants,
children of illegal immigrants, and you if you don't watch your step.
by Matt Groening
2007-12-03 14:19:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
Yours is more accurate.
Most Yahoo cons will prefer the misleading but politically correct old version instead of your more accurate current one (but will dispute that it is "PC" because they don't believe in being PC).
2007-12-03 14:26:17 · answer #4 · answered by oimwoomwio 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Sad day in hell for me to say that this is true.
2007-12-03 15:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by Fedup Veteran 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds good to me.
2007-12-03 16:18:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, that does not sound right at all. I'll take it the original way any day of the week.
2007-12-03 14:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by ItsJustMe 7 · 3⤊ 4⤋
yes.
2007-12-03 14:39:45 · answer #8 · answered by steven e 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Only after I screw down my tin foil hat
2007-12-03 14:27:17 · answer #9 · answered by espreses@sbcglobal.net 6 · 1⤊ 8⤋
ha. yes.
2007-12-03 14:24:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋