Ok before anybody even says anything I'm not gonna lie I'm a pot head and have no intentions of stopping. I got caught with it and since im only 16 I had to deal with the juvenile officer. I have 30 days house arrest, 40 hours community service, no driver's license, and 6 months probation. She has mentioned that she might drop ua on me on thursday the last time i smoked was last thursday and i need to clean up. Anybody have any ideas on how i can do this?
2007-12-03 04:55:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Ok listen, there is no fast way. Drinking excessive amounts of water or subjecting yourself to gross things like drinking vinegar or other stuff just doesn't work. The truth is nothing can clean you out, it has to clean itself out. When you smoke weed the THC cycles through your body and eventually finds itself stored in your fat cells. Not in your bladder or urinary system like some like to believe. When you burn these fat cells the THC is then released back into your system and evacuated through your urine as waste. Now that all the sciencey crap is done let me tell you what I do. You have to quit, not quit forever, but you gotta quit a minimum of 4 days but a week is better. You're gonna have to drink a masking agent like Redi Clean or something similar. What I found works best is a brand called Vale. It has worked numerous times for me and other friends. 12 hours before you gotta go drop pee, stop eating. Drink nothing but water, you wanna keep fresh pee in your bladder. When it sits it collects impurities. Also, you need to be extra lazy that day. Do not do anything besides drink water till you give your sample. This is important to remember. Then you follow the directions on the stuff you gotta drink. DO NOT skip steps or ignore directions. It usually says drink it, then follow it up with water as much as you can stand. Then pee as much as you can before the test, at least 3 times, this keeps it fresh. When you go to drop a sample DO NOT start right off peeing in the cup. Pee some, then fill the cup, then finish. The beginning and end are the dirtiest parts of your stream. I know I just wrote you a novel but if you follow the directions I gave, it should work.
2007-12-03 05:13:56 · answer #1 · answered by davdajigy1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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Ok before anybody even says anything I'm not gonna lie I'm a pot head and have no intentions of stopping. I got caught with it and since im only 16 I had to deal with the juvenile officer. I have 30 days house arrest, 40 hours community service, no driver's license, and 6 months...
2015-08-06 10:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just what u didn't want to hear everyone hassling u. i have taken 2 tests and passed, this was oh i d say 14 years ago and 10 years ago i smoked the night before and still passed, i bought a tea product called naturally klean and i didn't spell klean wrong it is spelled with a k, makes a gallon and you need to follow the directions, sad thing is im in the same smoking habit and all what they say is true u will end up no where im 42 nothing to show for it, i am about to get a new job one that will change my life forever and thats only if i pass the drug test , so here i am 42 taken a drug test and praying to pass so i can change my life forever, its a terrible way to live, remember this u know those geeky ugly kids that all u guys make fun of, well when your 27 and still smokin and have gone no where they will have hot girls and nice cars cause girls want money and success not pot heads who live with their mom straighten up while u can its not hard, quitting cigs is way harder good luck kid, ps they test alot different now adays, they look for masking products so they say, if the courts are testing you i bet they do look for thos things lets pray that we both pass if i do i wont smoke for many years, i hope lol
2007-12-05 11:22:12 · answer #3 · answered by BEE-ATCH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok since everyone else is bullshitting you here's the straight answer, 30yrs old smoked all my life and have a guberment job, listen up baby.
THC is based on your metabolism, it can take as little as 1 day, or as long as 2 months to get out of your body, period, there is no formula, the skinnier you are, and the more active the faster you get clean.
That being said drink LOTSA water (but don't overdose, you actually can lol) exercise as much as you can take, sweat your cute *** off if you want to stay out of jail.
No store sold stuff can "clean you out" they all take weeks to "clean" what you can get is a "masking agent", that being said most, atleast near washington DC compaies check for "diluted results" meaning if your test shows abnormal for any reason they decline you for a job or what ever, if its the court abnormal will probably be counted as dirty..........
Stop smoking, stop 120%, stop now, jail is no fun, I've never been cause I'm smart, but I know many friends who have. when your off proby, get baked silly, untill then prove to yourself that you control your destiny not anyone or anything else.
Drink alot of water, sweat your *** off with activity, not just a sauna that won't work you need to max out your metabolism as much as possible as long as possible without killing yourself in the process, and then get a masking agent from the store, but only take half the dose or less so hopefully it won't dilute the results to bad.
Good luck sister, the bong will be waiting when you return to us.
2007-12-03 05:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by TheAwokenOne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there was a fast way dont you think more people would smoke pot ? The only way to get it out of you system is time. Guess some things rank higher on priorities for some people.
2007-12-03 05:00:46 · answer #5 · answered by USDrill 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
You are SOL since it stays in your system for 30 days. Since you have stated you have no intention of stopping, then you have decided that is the priority in your life. Well then, so be it. Keep doing it and take the consequences. Jail time, can't get a job, eventually will become a felon with no rights. Nice future you have planned for yourself. Sorry, i would not help you throw your life away, even if I had an answer to help you.
2007-12-03 05:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Pot will stay with you for 28 days.
2007-12-03 05:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Stop smoking pot. Do you really want to go to a Juvenile detention center? Is smoking pot really worth going to jail over?
2007-12-03 04:59:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Get a complete blood transfusion-then quit using pot.
2007-12-03 05:03:37 · answer #9 · answered by Fred F 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Only the very childish and stupid do pot any other drug. Is this what you are? Is this how you want to be known?. No decent man would have you, you will never be respected. Is this what you want?
2007-12-03 05:10:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋