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...do I need to a submit a letter of my intentions to the stalkee or simply stay hidden in the bushes and keep quiet with my binoculars?

I'd like to do this the right way and keep everything above board.

2007-12-03 04:20:55 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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all of my panties turn up missing. Isnt that so weird?

2007-12-03 08:11:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

MQ2: have you ever been stalked? luckily, no BQ: Which do you like - Sting's solo artwork, or his stuff with The Police? I want the Police BQ2: well-known Beatles B-factor? This boy BQ3: Burial - yay or nay. Yay. Nay. Makes no distinction to me.

2016-11-13 09:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ahh, your question makes me feel nostalgic. I have found that the stalkee responds well to singing telegrams. This informs them of your intent and entertains them at the same time.

2007-12-03 04:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by Mandy 3 · 1 0

Never let your intent be known. Some people just don't appreciate it. And be sure to trim the nails, clicking down a hall is very embarassing.

2007-12-03 10:34:58 · answer #4 · answered by dark bubble 7 · 1 0

This reminds me of Little Red Riding Hood (LRRH), the REAL way things happend:

LRRH was walking thru the woods to Granny's house when she spied the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a big rock. "I see you back there Big Bad Wolf...you don't scare me!" she yelled, to which the wolf ran deeper into the woods. About two minutes later, she seen him hiding behind a tree. "I see you back there Big Bad Wolf...you don't scare me!" she again shouted, to which the wolf, once again, darted.
About two more minutes elapsed and she seen, you guessed it, hiding behind a large bush. "I see you back there Big Bad Wolf...you don't scare me!" she yelled in a loud, firm voice. The Big Bad Wolf yelled back, "Will you leave me alone? I'm trying to poop!"

2007-12-03 04:34:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

no letter is needed...stay hidden in the bushes and watch and stalk...lol

2007-12-03 04:27:36 · answer #6 · answered by Latino Heat 4ever 5 · 1 0

No letter of intent is needed.

2007-12-03 04:26:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I think the hidden stalker is more romantic...not to mention a little more safer.

2007-12-03 08:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by hippiechick 6 · 1 0

just write her a love letter written in the letters of her name stating that you are her proud new stalker

2007-12-03 05:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 · 1 0

The key to stalking is to make sure the other person doesn't know that you're her boyfriend.

Good luck!!!! =P

2007-12-03 04:23:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

you are one funny dude!

stalking is following and watching every move of that someone, without them knowing or notice. do not forget your invisible blanket in case they caught you stalking.

*lmao*

2007-12-03 04:30:43 · answer #11 · answered by Heaven Hill 7 · 1 0

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