Am I an alcoholic if I can fall down a flight of stairs and not spill a drop of beer?

Answer 1

Amateur.

no. you are an alcoholic if you do spill it, but then twist the liquid out of your shirt into your mouth -so as not to waste it.

Answer 2

Not even close. You need to fall down the flight of stairs and have the beer empty at the bottom because you drank it in flight.

Answer 3

no. a hardcore alcoholic no longer purely doesnt spill the beer, they save eating it in the process the fall and dont spill the beer. letting it spill may be alcohol abuse. i think of you're purely an alcoholic in case you flow to conferences, or you're purely a below the effect of alcohol. bear in mind, rehab is for quitters.

Answer 4

jusr filled cup at keg turne and walked off 3 foot drop-off
rolled and got back up with a full cup of beer still in hand
laughed and said "no alcohol abuse here" 'we took a dim view of spilling drinks'
welcome to the club bro

Answer 5

Lol, i think it's only considered abusing alcohol if you do spill it! So I think you're safe!

Answer 6

I think it's a hillybilly-olympic event. You should check into it!! Right along with hitting street signs dead-center with your beer can and chicken tossing.

Answer 7

Yes! But u r one of the finer ones...by the way..could u carry my drinks from now on??

Answer 8

If you have to ask if you are an alcoholic than you probably are.

Answer 9

You are a graceful alcoholic!! I wish I was.

Answer 10

No, that takes talent and grace. Way to go pup.