2007-12-03 03:46:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO When I am finished laughing at you for getting your tongue stuck on the flag pole then I will go get some hot coffee to pour on it!! It might be a while before I can stop LMAO so I hope you are not in a hurry!!
2007-12-03 05:07:31 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Aw, gee. First, cry a lot.
THEN hope someone notices and doesn't just stand around laughing and pull down your pants.
Next, that the same someone will get some water to aid in getting the tongue released as another poster already described.
I had a worse problem, years ago. I was driving on a VERY cold night through some high mountain passes, and desperately needed to make a potty stop. Thank goodness, through the gloom shone the sign of an all-night gas station.
Running as fast as possible without slipping on the icy paving, I burst into that unheated little space, dropped the stainless steel seat on the "throne" and well ... peristalsis was very active, shall we say. but then I tried to get up.
My butt was frozen to the seat!
The gas station attendant heard the yelling and came in with a bucket of water. I was the third "victim" in as many days.
The worst part was finishing the long drive in a car whose vents were stuck open, no heater, and wet trousers.
2007-12-03 04:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by Der Lange 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a large enough of very warm water.near hot because the water will cool down when its outside and if its still hot put a little snow in the hot water.. continuously pour the water between the tongue and poll as you are pulling the tongue away from the pole.it will take about 30 seconds to a minute before the water turns to ice again so be very quick about it. Pulling your tongue from a frozen pole without warm water is unadvisable as it can take the skin off the tongue.
2015-06-28 12:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by charlie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OKAY..... STOP. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT have someone karate-chop it off! I am dead serious! the amount of blood is ridiculous, and it hurts like hell!!
Also, contrary to popular belief..... pouring cups of hot water over the person's tongue does NOT help either!! LOL.
*sighs* i actually had that happen to me once..... (got my tongue stuck to a pole)........ i did it based on a bet with my brother, that it wouldnt/couldnt happen. (dude we're ADHD!! lol) And yes, that was due to watching "A christmas story" movie where the kid did that. "Ralphie!!" lol.
NO, you're tongue does not stretch out and get a ton of snow and icicles on it.... (*MYTH BUSTED!!**) lol...... what it does do is hurt, *very bad pain!* and then bleed like nobody's business, and swell after it's ripped off of the pole. also, your tongue's skin cells stay on the poll for a number of days afterwards. (that is pretty neat!) oh yes, and talking after that is like, a no-go. it takes a bit..... like more than a week. ROFL. ♥
2007-12-03 18:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET WARM WATER!
Calling the police and fire company, will just end with the same result. That is the most effective way to get it off of the pole.
Best suggestion, KEEP YOUR TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH!, keep away from any poles in cold temperatures, only open mouth to catch snow flakes.*~*~*~*~*
:-)
2007-12-03 05:19:44 · answer #5 · answered by ~* Garden Empress*~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was your tounge touching the flagpole in the first place? and you would probably only get a bit of frostbite, not stuck. saliva is not water, and it won't freeze as quickly. you'd have to sit there with your tounge freezing for at least several minutes.
but if it were to happen....poor small amounts of room temperature water on point of connection. Use room temp water, rapid temperature changes could cause small metallic fragments to splinter off from the pole and end up in the mouth, or cause the tounge to swell.
2007-12-03 04:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by jadespider9643 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm more intelligent than to let that happen! And by the way, I would be the one to rescue Daisy from such a dilemma! Then I would administer "first aid" to her tongue with MY tongue, seeing as it would be soft and warm, and therefore WELL able to "thaw out" hers!!!
2007-12-03 05:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by Man Alive! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tricky question, thanks.
i would spit on the pole, with my tongue still sticking to the pole. the pole will get wet and hot, and soon will release my poor tongue! *winks*
2007-12-03 04:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by Heaven Hill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a bottle of rum drink and pour it at once and see the effective means of combating the rigidity.
2007-12-03 21:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As an old soldier I would certainly recommend saluting respectfully.
2007-12-03 03:53:05 · answer #10 · answered by Mike S 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋