Nope....Not homework....Merely good, wholesome fun on YA.
1. Uh oh
2. Exaggeration of the facts
3. Slightly silly
4. The howl of a wolf broke the silence.
5. The Prince of Wales
6. Headlines
7. Maybe tomorrow
8. Very windy
9. Bright sunshine
10. Oooooooooh, yeah, baby.
2007-12-03 01:38:49 · 11 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
The (6) headlines were no (2) exaggeration of the facts. (5) The Prince of Wales had indeed turned into a werewolf, or so it appeared at the moment.
As the TV reporter stood in the field, you could hear it clearly as (4) the howl of a wolf broke the silence. The reporter said (1) "Uh oh, it is (8) very windy here but that sound you just heard is not the wind. If you are just joining us, this may sound (3) slightly silly, well maybe even more than slightly silly, but as our footage shows it appears Prince Charles has turned into a werewolf."
The picture changed to footage shot earlier. The film, taken in the (9) bright sunshine, showed a hairy man resembling the Prince running across the moor. It seemed the news was no (2) exaggeration of the facts. (10) Ooooooooooh, yea, baby, " I thought to myself, "this is going to be a big scandel when it hits the world papers. (7) Maybe tomorrow I'd better buy all the international papers I can get my hands on. They are sure to be collectors items one day.
As I watched the footage, I started doubting that the figure running across the moor was the Prince. Perhaps this isn't the big story I thought it might be. Then it struck me. That is not the Prince, but it is still a big story. I'm pretty sure that's Camilla Parker-Bowles, Duchess of Cornwall. Oh boy!!!, This is going to be an even weirder story than I initially thought. I just love working for the Daily Mirror!!!!
2007-12-03 02:27:10 · answer #1 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Uh oh
2. Exaggeration of the facts
3. Slightly silly
4. The howl of a wolf broke the silence.
5. The Prince of Wales
6. Headlines
7. Maybe tomorrow
8. Very windy
9. Bright sunshine
10. Oooooooooh, yeah, baby.
Uh oh! The prince of wales made headlines yesterday after he reportedly swaggered around under the influence of alchohol at a friends campsite. "He was acting slightly silly, but then he started carrying on and dancing, and telling stories like some old Irishman!" says one of the princes close friends. "The other boys thought the howl of the wolf broke the silence this morning at around 5:00 am, and I heard a few of them scramble inside the tent, as if danger was approaching. They were all relieved when they learned that the drunk prince had been hiding in the bushes while drunk as a bum, pretending to howl like a wolf to frighten the others." claim nearby campers at Welsh Spring Lake Campgrounds. The prince was reported to have had a whole keg of beer to himself, polishing it off like an old pro. His friends now try to give him refuge as the press arrives at the campsite, fighting to capture the hungover look in the prince's face.
"That is an exxageration of the facts," claimed the prince, after returning to his tent, while trying to avoid the glare in the bright sunshine. "Can you tell us why you wanted to scare your friends by pretending to be a wolf?" I ask as I attempt to get some sort of question through to the prince. "Maybe tomorrow, it's very windy and right now, I just want to be left alone!" exclaimed the prince... Oooooooooooh, yeah, baby! Very windy indeed...
2007-12-03 02:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh oh, the Queen muttered under her breath. More headlines about the Prince of Wales...that can't be a good thing for the crown. What is he up to today? I hate to look.
The queen flipped through the tabloid. It seems there had been an exaggeration of the facts. How typical for these trashy news magazines, thought the Queen.
The Prince had been photographed at the local pub, exhibiting slightly silly antics with yet another girl. Of course the girl was not Camilla this time. The racy photograph had the following caption: "ooooooooh, yeah baby" and it showed the Prince in a--shall we say--quite compromising position.
The Queen shook her head and said, tut tut. Will this boy ever behave? Well, maybe tomorrow, she thought to herself. then she rang for some tea.
The end
2007-12-03 01:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by greengo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umiuk paddled his kayak into shore from the Bering Sea.
The young Aleut had been waiting patiently for a seal or a polar bear or anything to appear so he could make the kill and head home. This rite of passage was part of his people's tradition and he wanted very much to live up to it.
He felt slightly silly even trying. Global warming was no exaggeration of the facts. The polar ice cap was melting and the animals that depended upon the ice for their survival were disappearing.
It was very windy and the bright sunshine glinted unmercifully off the water, forcing Umiuk to squeeze his eyes almost shut as he paddled.
The old ways of his ancestors were definitely on their way out, he thought, as he pushed the kayak onto the beach. He stopped to look back out over the water. There were hardly any ice floes for this time of year. Umiuk shook his head in disgust and sadness.
The howl of a wolf broke the silence.
"Maybe tomorrow," Umiuk sighed. "Maybe tomorrow."
2007-12-03 04:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by TexMel 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The howl of a wolf broke the silence. The Prince of Wales turned to his friend. "Uh oh." he said, grimly looking into the bright sunshine. "The wolves are out already."
The friend turned to him. "That could be an exaggeration of the facts." he said. "But if it's true, it could make the headlines."
"Well, we should get going, but we'll warn the villagers sometime." he said, yawning and spurring his horse. "Maybe tomorrow."
2007-12-03 01:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by Evadne Soleil 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BRIGHT SUNSHINE poured through the window of the bedroom of the PRINCE OF WALES....
Although, under his duvet it appeared to be VERY WINDY!
Feeling SLIGHTLY SILLY he rang the newspaper reporters and told them about his dilema....beaking wind in the process and crying *OH YEAH BABY!*
Then it appeared, the next day as big HEADLINES!
Not that funny...so.I guess not.... sorry....lol!
2007-12-03 01:46:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The pellican and the flamingo were walkin down the pier under the BRIGHT SUNSHINE.
It was VERY WINDY and it made the Pellicans hair go all crazy! "UH OH" said the Alf the Pellican. "My hair is slightly silly!" Dorris the Flamingo laughed and said "that is hardly and EXAGERATION OF THE FACTS - you look like the PRINCE OF WALES". "Ooooh yeah baby!", replies Alf, "you would like that wouldnt you, you crazy topsy-turvy ***** - your makin me a little frisky, you gorgeous bird"
............"MAYBE TOMORROW, Prince Charles" replied Dorris.
THE END
2007-12-03 01:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My appealing lower back replaced into bare interior the summertime love pageant and it replaced into getting chilly, so I asked a fellow camper to cut me up some firewood to gentle the fire yet lower back. while alight it appeared like it may stay alight till the tip of time whether it replaced into going out and the camper asked me to get greater firewood. He'd completed his turn and this is what is going around comes around, except this is sq.?
2016-09-30 12:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-12-03 01:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by max 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yes i can.
2007-12-03 01:41:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋