This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.
The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."
So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?"
The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond.
The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead.
The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?"
Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"
2007-12-03 01:03:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Good one Fisherman - I've got an "old buzzard" in the room next to me, I guess I better warn him about Roy.
2007-12-03 02:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by Gladys 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hey, Roy sounds like someone I used to know!!!
2007-12-03 04:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by Teresa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, I needed that today.
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
What ever works for you.
2007-12-03 02:23:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I strongly believe that the moral of this story is That You Can Never Have Too Many Meatballs.
2016-04-07 05:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, we had chickens on our farm we lived on when I was growing up, we had an old rooster George was his name, he used to watch you come up to the chicken coop and then he would chase you... one time my cousin was staying with us and he chased her clear up the lane.. I can still remember her calling for my mom for help... that old rooster was so stubborn, he never gave up!
2007-12-03 04:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can I say oversexed - BUZZARDS? Has he NO shame? LOL - quite the stud Ole Roy! LOL
2007-12-03 01:11:04 · answer #6 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't know what I like better...the story itself or looking into those ominus eyes of yours, as I read it aloud to myself! Bravo!
What cow doesn't know about chickens? I love those little alarm clocks.
2007-12-03 03:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's really cute. I am still chuckling. I emailed it to my friends. They'll get a kick out of it too.
2007-12-03 04:03:11 · answer #8 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles !!!! He must have been the "rooster" of the block!
2007-12-03 04:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
been on a farm on and off all of my life and never once seen a pregnant chicken -- do they put on a lot of weight and do they retain it once the chicks are born!!!
2007-12-03 02:11:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋