Last word is that Johan was seen sitting in the sun getting a tan while a friend of mine, who knows someone who knew a friend who used to go to school with a friend of a friend who used to cut Santana;s hair said that Johan is close to doing something....what is it?
2007-12-02 21:36:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
FYI: I am being goofy. I am tired of all these stupid Johan questions. No one really knows what is going to happen. WE'll have to wait and see. In the meantime I thought I would throw this out there to amuse you all.
Have fun.
2007-12-02 21:37:25 · update #1
My friend who's friend who's grandmother is sleeping with his grandfather said Santana is reportedly talking to VH1 about a possible deal for a show called,"Everyone Wants Johan" a show about Johan Santana giving tips to aspiring baseball players on how to market themselves so every team wants them and will give up an arm and a leg to get them.
2007-12-03 11:51:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, my brother, who knows the guy that pumps gas for Johan's sister said that he was considering playing for a team in MLB....not too sure though since my husbands best friends uncle said that someone in the know told him that Johan has been taking Japanese classes...Guess we'll find out for sure sometime soon!
2007-12-03 02:04:38 · answer #2 · answered by Red Sox lover 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To answer your question - Johan Santana is about to become the newest running back on the LSU Tigers.
2007-12-03 01:19:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The entire deal know matter who gives the Twins the best offer everything rests with Johan Santana and his full no trade clause!!! I agree with YOU enough is enough!!!
2007-12-03 00:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha...very funny question. ur definitly right in saying that people are getting obsessed with the Johan Santana questions.
2007-12-02 23:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. That was pretty funny.=)
I agree with you...by asking 300 questions about Santana, we aren't going to find out where he ends up any quicker. Sure, its one of the most exciting things in "baseball world" right now, but if we really want to know where Santana will end up, why not read ESPN.com or MLB.com? Isn't that where (most) everyone on Y!A gets all their information about him anyways?
2007-12-02 23:14:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was just seen with Alex Rodriguez's girlfriend.
Alex is going to pound him into first base when Johan joins the Yankees.
2007-12-03 00:44:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff man, I agree with you, why bother wasting your time asking 300 questions a day about Santana. Give it a couple weeks and you will find out.
2007-12-02 23:08:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santana was told to go home by Hank Steinbrenner - too late on the deal - Hey didn't he say the same thing to A-Fraud (the $300 Million man ((?)))
2007-12-03 10:19:06 · answer #9 · answered by Tommy D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am surprised you didn't report that Santana was going to the Tigers for future consideration of a player to be named later and a thousand rosin bags. That would be as believable as some of the other statements on this site.
2007-12-03 00:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by Frizzer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋