can you tell me a funny story about a pet you owned?

Question

one summer we did not have a screen in the storm door for a while.my dog used to jump through the door to go outside when ever he wanted to.then we finally put plexiglas in the door for the fall.my dog did not realise this and jumped right into the plexiglas.lol..he didnt know what hit him.i still laugh to this day when i think about it.he stared at the door for minutes trying to figure out what happened.

that was my first dog xorangesweetiex
he was a shepard /collie mix named "buster".....loved that dog

Answer 1

One of my dogs (my avatar) took a poop one day, did her usual circle around it then walked away from it. Sniffed her butt, sneezed and jumped way up in the air, ran over to one of my other dogs, sniffed her butt, ran to another dog, sniffed his butt then ran to her poo and smelled it, then smelled her butt again and took off running. It was very funny.

Answer 2

I have a medium sized German Shepard dog and she sometimes goes for rides in my husband's truck...
So a few days ago my husband called our dog to come go outside and get in the truck and she was so excited at going she ran to jump in the door and the door was still closed and she bumped into the door instead...
She couldn't wait and was too excited to see the door still closed...
She fell backwards and then realized she could not get in...HA HA

Answer 3

I have this cat she likes to sit up on everthing just to be where I am, the computer the keyboard, my desk, my chair, the book I was reading etc..... Well once I was making copies on the copier and she was just sitting on the table next to the machine just watching when I was done I walked away and left the cover open on the machine, next thing I heard was the the copy maching runing so I went back in the office to see my cat sitting on the glass hitting the start button making copies of her butt. No joke I keep one of them on my wall.

Answer 4

Hi Mojo, I have 3 dogs but my oldest Corgi Happy can FART
Louder than a human and let me tell you,you will run to the hills to get away from him. My God It's terrible. Lol
A Friend,
poppy1

Answer 5

while i replaced right into a new child my mom had a lizard and needed feeder rats, so we would mate them. One woman that replaced into born replaced into tan and that i refused to allow them to feed her. We named her Nugget considering that she replaced into the colour of a McDonald's fowl nugget. She replaced into my first rat attachment. each and every evening she might escape... and we nevertheless do not no how till on the present time.. and he or she might curl up by utilising my mattress interior the pile of clothing I had worn yesterday. It had gotten to the factor that I made her a mattress one my headboard and her and my cat might curl up jointly while it replaced into time to sleep. i might build her mazes out of books with a handle on the tip, she in no way as quickly as went in the process the maze, constantly over it. even however i could not shop each and every of the rats i replaced into happy I saved her. at the instant I even have 8 rats. We offered 2 woman rats (Nox and Eve) and located a million to be pregnant. i like to purely take a seat and watch the infants (they are 5 weeks previous now) they are so humorous while it incredibly is supper time. Dinner is while they get their cereal, end result and greens so all of them run to the bowl then scatter back and back. Nox (mama) likes to take a seat down on suitable of the water bottle and seek for an escape, she is laid back a great type of the time however. Eve although is my stupid lady. She likes to play. She chases my hand around the floor, and that i will slow right down to allow her seize it and he or she jumps on it and does a "happy dance" the place she will bounce off my hand and run a circle around it then come back to chasing it. She nibbles at my palms if i don't play "seize the hand" together with her.

Answer 6

Yeah we had a dog once called Rocko, he was a red nose pitty cross with a staffy(he was gorgeous too) and all our friends would come over with drinks just to watch him rip the sh*t out of his pillows(yup he never got anymore after this)then he would hump them yes hump them right there in front of us, our friends use to egg him on though and get more pillows, it truely was funny...sick but funny, he would go hard(literally lol) and we would let him so we could have a laugh. yup out of all the dogs we owned he was the most entertaining out of them all, miss my dog!!!

Answer 7

I have a cat that follows me everywhere, I was outside shoveling stupid snow and my kitty was sitting on top of my car, It had alittle bit of snow on the back of it and when I walked away he started to follow me and ran across the car hit the snow on the back window and it launched him a good 5 feet and he landed in a huge pile of snow with a look of "what the H*LL was that" on his face!

Answer 8

My dad has this cat who he absolutely loves named pretty kitty. Well we used to live in colorado and everyonce in awhile you'll get these huge snowstorms that dump about 3-4 feet of snow where we lived and as a family we'd be goofing off doign whatever. Well one day the cat wanted out after one of these storms and my dad wouldnt let her out. One of us went to get hot chocolate and she shot out, slid across our ice covered stoop and fell into the snow. It was hilarious she fell into it so all you could see was this hole in a snow bank and a pitiful meowing noise because she couldnt get out!

Answer 9

we have a dog named max and he's about 80 years old and he's never had a piece of @-$-$ before well we recently got a new dog to try to give him some company and he's been chasing her for about two years now trying to get some, but she never would give in. Needless to say, my dad had to pull them apart yesterday so Max finally got a piece before he croaks

Answer 10

I went into the bathroom while I was home alone, so I didn't bother to close the door to urinate.
While I was going, my cat ran past me, jumping over the toilet, and right through the stream of piss.

Yeah, pissed on my cat.