Creepiest song(s) you've ever heard?

Question

Yes...I am on the quest to find such songs. Tell me about some, please.

Answer 1

DOA by Bloodrock
Laurie (Strange Things Happen in this World) by Dickie Lee
Taking Mary Home by Mac Wiseman

Answer 2

MacArthur Park. I love that song, but it's also a little creepy. If you're looking for any song at all (meaning not necessarily well-known songs/stuff played on the radio), might I suggest Mr. X from the Letter People record. (Look this up on Youtube or letterpeoplefanclub.com; you can listen to it on either site.) It's the creepiest song I've ever heard in my life, and when you hear it you won't believe it was written as part of a classroom program for kindergarteners... To give you an idea, here's the beginning of the song:
X, Mr. am
X X X X X
WRONG! ALL WRONG!
I, Mr. X, am
WRONG! ALL WRONG!
I am all maxed- I mean up mixed
WRONG! ALL WRONG!
I mean mixed up
Oh stiddleficks X
X X X X X X
And that's just the intro at the beginning; the song itself is much scarier. (This is, of course, all sung by a weird 70s computer generated voice, accompanied by "music" consisting of random xylophone notes and an alarm going off...)

Answer 3

All heard on the Dr. Demento Show when I was a kid:
Kinko the Kid-Loving Clown
They're Coming to Take Me Away
Dead Skunk
Fish Heads
Dead Puppies (Aren't Much Fun)

Poisoning Pigeons in the Park by Tom Lehrer (it's set to music that sounds like something out of an old Doris Day or Danny Kaye film)

Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We'll murder them{ all }amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon.
It just takes a smidgen!
To poison a pigeon in the park.

You can hear the song here, although the video is sort of lame: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pigeons

Answer 4

Cold Ethyl Lyrics

Answer 5

Timo Maas - Pictures
Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy
Aphex Twin - Windowlicker

For an added dimension of creepy, just check out the music videos for the two Aphex Twin songs... yikes.

Answer 6

My favorite! Try Night Shift(1981) by Siouxsie And The Banshees. Great song from a great band!

Answer 7

Song: George Romero Will Be At Our Wedding
Artist: Showbread

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Answer 8

Expose Yourself To Children by GG Allin

Answer 9

i have an album by 'smell and quimm' very disturbing scary noise, the cover had a gate-fold photo of a person hung upside down and was gutted and beheaded. I believe it was a photo from ed geins house (not sure at all). gave me goosezits. and a few songs off of Christan Deaths 'ashes' album.

Answer 10

Cold Ethyl by Alice Cooper

It's about, um, a man who wants to make love to a dead lady.

One thing I miss
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

One thing, no lie
Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie
She's cool in bed
And she ought to be...'cause Ethyl's dead

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come on, Cold Ethyl
Freeze me, babe

One thing, it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come here, Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold?
Ooh, so cold...ooh...
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

If I live till I'm 97
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
Cause you're cool, you're ice
Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise